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I actually thought he was insulting me --there's absolutely nothing wrong with my tits & ass & now he knows it even tho that's not what he was talking about--I tend to talk 1st & think later so maybe I am nuts !!  -maybe I need a Lanalobectomy instead of a tonsilectomy & adenoidectomy !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:59:19 AM)| |  | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth... He must have thought you were nuts!!!  (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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| dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [ron h] Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:59:19 AM | |
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Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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| dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [Deep Freeze] Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:57:05 AM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | | dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM | |
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| dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:39:59 AM | |
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Bet ya never skipped school again did ya Guido !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:51:14 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 11:25:03 PM | |
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Third year of HS, I think? What would that make me, 15-16? I can even guess what tape I was playing. Either Van Halen (Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love WAS the song for me that year) or a live version of Pink Floyd the Wall some guy from Paraguay loaned me. My guess given the scene was that it was Floyd.
Yeah, those dogs were obviously memorable. Here it is 20+ years later and it still makes me laugh too! (ok, ed note and at the risk of being deemed a cad...funniest part was that it was a pack of dogs and there was a little pug-sized male mutt actually JUMPING to try and join in on the fun with the rest of the big dogs. Poor little fellow! LOL!!!!)
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 11:18:17 PM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!! Great story!!!!!!!!! I don't know why, but what really made me laugh was the fact that you were laughing at bunch of dogs having some fun. How old were you, really?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:51:14 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:51:14 PM | |
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I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [Udo Sapper] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:35:05 PM | |
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Thanks - I just peed my pants...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:33:14 PM)| | | scorpion01 wrote: | | UDO - DON'T FEEL BAD, I'VE DONE THAT TOO. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WAS A CAR STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT WITH NO ONE IN IT (SEEMINGLY). THE CAR WAS ON. I WAS STARING AND POINTING AND WALKED INTO A STOP SIGN POLE. OH WELL! THERE WAS THIS VERY SHORT OLD WOMAN BEHIND THE WHEEL. |
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| [scorpion01] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:33:14 PM | |
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UDO - DON'T FEEL BAD, I'VE DONE THAT TOO. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WAS A CAR STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT WITH NO ONE IN IT (SEEMINGLY). THE CAR WAS ON. I WAS STARING AND POINTING AND WALKED INTO A STOP SIGN POLE. OH WELL! THERE WAS THIS VERY SHORT OLD WOMAN BEHIND THE WHEEL. |
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| [spapad] Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:06:01 PM | |
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Yes, I think that is the first, and only time, I have ever been rewarded for "checking out" LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:00:05 PM)| | | paperflowers wrote: | | Bet that was awkward. At least you got a free pitcher! I like to daydream quite a bit. I make up stories and play them out in my head.
| | | spapad wrote: | | Oh! you do that too?! I zone out sometimes and I'm just on a little vacation in my mind for the time! My Uncle used to say "I saw you check out,.....but I didn't know where you went". I have always done that. One time I "zoned out" in a bar, and I was staring at the bottles on the wall, but was awakened crudely by the bar keep girl asking me if I wanted a peice of her?! WTF I thought! I explained to her I was looking a nothing in particular and she was still angry, then later, (I guess when she noticed I never stared at her again) she brought my table a pitcher of beer on the house. Conflict avoided. Thank god, didn't feel like brawling. LOL (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM)
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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Bet that was awkward. At least you got a free pitcher! I like to daydream quite a bit. I make up stories and play them out in my head.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, October 27, 2008 8:39:06 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Oh! you do that too?! I zone out sometimes and I'm just on a little vacation in my mind for the time! My Uncle used to say "I saw you check out,.....but I didn't know where you went". I have always done that. One time I "zoned out" in a bar, and I was staring at the bottles on the wall, but was awakened crudely by the bar keep girl asking me if I wanted a peice of her?! WTF I thought! I explained to her I was looking a nothing in particular and she was still angry, then later, (I guess when she noticed I never stared at her again) she brought my table a pitcher of beer on the house. Conflict avoided. Thank god, didn't feel like brawling. LOL (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM)
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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| [Udo Sapper] Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:53:10 AM | |
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| I was walking on the sidewalk while reading a book and stupid me ran into a traffic sign post. It hurt and of course there were a bunch of young girls that were there to laugh their little asses off... |
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| [Udo Sapper] Tuesday, October 28, 2008 7:53:11 AM | |
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| I once ran into a mirror in a jeans store and said, "Excuse me!". And then I saw my face - it was bright red - I left the store immediately... |
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| [spapad] Monday, October 27, 2008 8:39:06 PM | |
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Oh! you do that too?! I zone out sometimes and I'm just on a little vacation in my mind for the time! My Uncle used to say "I saw you check out,.....but I didn't know where you went". I have always done that. One time I "zoned out" in a bar, and I was staring at the bottles on the wall, but was awakened crudely by the bar keep girl asking me if I wanted a peice of her?! WTF I thought! I explained to her I was looking a nothing in particular and she was still angry, then later, (I guess when she noticed I never stared at her again) she brought my table a pitcher of beer on the house. Conflict avoided. Thank god, didn't feel like brawling. LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM)
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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| [paperflowers] Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM | |
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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