| [jaybone] Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:09:44 PM | |
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How far do you walk into a forest ?
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| [kiamat] Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:29:18 AM | |
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In 1952....
The Queen's coronation was on the Tuesday, the Derby on the Saturday. The whole world was agog at the proceedings in and around Westminster abbey. On the Monday night, a lady-in-waiting said to the Queen.
"Ma'am, you must be feeling apprehensive.'
"Yes, I am," she replied. "But I still think my horse will win."
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:27:40 AM)| |  | Necroticist wrote: | | | On a recent royal visit to Australia, HRH was asked by their prime minister if they could go independant and be 'The Kingdom Of Australia' - HRH replied 'You'd need a king for that.' He then suggested a Principality...she replied 'You'd need a prince for that'. At a loss he asked 'What do you suggest'? HRH replied 'stick with Country' .... |
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| [Necroticist] Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:27:40 AM | |
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| On a recent royal visit to Australia, HRH was asked by their prime minister if they could go independant and be 'The Kingdom Of Australia' - HRH replied 'You'd need a king for that.' He then suggested a Principality...she replied 'You'd need a prince for that'. At a loss he asked 'What do you suggest'? HRH replied 'stick with Country' .... |
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| [Necroticist] Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:44:13 AM | |
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What's the difference between a water biscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker.... |
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| [DelivererofEvil] Monday, July 13, 2009 6:48:42 PM | |
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You may close the topic, the masters have been cited, there is nowhere else to go from here, hehe
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Thursday, July 02, 2009 6:24:03 PM) |
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| [spapad] Thursday, July 02, 2009 6:24:03 PM | |
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| [spapad] Sunday, June 28, 2009 2:48:34 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 27, 2009 8:07:24 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 27, 2009 7:08:47 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:54:28 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:53:09 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:51:28 PM | |
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| [hellrider 31038] Monday, June 22, 2009 8:17:29 PM | |
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yeah LadyBathory9 classic entertainment.and a awesome actor clint eastwood
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by LadyBathory9 from Monday, June 22, 2009 8:13:13 PM)| | | LadyBathory9 wrote: | | I Luv Dirty Harry..  He didnt fool around..
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Monday, June 22, 2009 8:13:13 PM | |
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| [spapad] Monday, June 22, 2009 7:57:34 PM | |
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| [hellrider 31038] Monday, June 22, 2009 7:53:17 PM | |
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Monday, June 22, 2009 7:44:45 PM | |
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Hes so cute!!!
PLZ..I didnt do nothin ...I swear!!
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 20, 2009 8:56:01 PM | |
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SOmeone sent me this..
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| [pip] Saturday, June 20, 2009 8:16:56 AM | |
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Two boys go into the pharmacy. They look up one aisle & down the next intent on finding a product
They make it to the check-out & proceed to put a box of Tampons on the counter
The clerk is very puzzled by this purchase & says to the one boy "How old are you ?"
The boy replies "I'm 8 but they're not for me--they're for my brother --he's 4 "
The clerk asks "Why do you want to buy Tampons ?"
The 8 year old says "On the commercial we saw it says you can go swimming & ride a bike with these & my brother can't do either yet !!"
out of the mouths of babes !!!  |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, June 19, 2009 5:00:46 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, June 19, 2009 4:59:23 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, June 19, 2009 4:58:41 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:38:43 AM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Monday, June 15, 2009 9:19:36 AM | |
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LMAO I have not seen that one yet.. MC Hawkings..LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, June 15, 2009 6:11:59 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Carefull... Hes not as harmless as he seems... Youknowhaddaimsayin`?
| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | Okay Good nite Mr Hawkings... LMAO
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| [_strat_] Monday, June 15, 2009 6:11:59 AM | |
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Carefull... Hes not as harmless as he seems... Youknowhaddaimsayin`?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Sunday, June 14, 2009 7:26:53 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | Okay Good nite Mr Hawkings... LMAO
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Sunday, June 14, 2009 7:26:53 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Sunday, June 14, 2009 7:25:21 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Sunday, June 14, 2009 7:15:14 PM | |
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How does that man even drive a car for christs sake,,, His stomache would hit the stearing wheel,,LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:59:03 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Lol... Yeah... To think that they go through such lenghts to get enriched uranium and whatnot... They could simply get a lot of beer... But that would take a while - a beer gut like that is a result of many years of hard work!
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| [_strat_] Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:59:03 PM | |
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Lol... Yeah... To think that they go through such lenghts to get enriched uranium and whatnot... They could simply get a lot of beer... But that would take a while - a beer gut like that is a result of many years of hard work!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:56:13 PM) |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:56:13 PM | |
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Yes,  and to think we fear IRAN,,, hahahaha
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:47:08 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | More like you would start a nuclear holocaust... Imagine the gasses that must be in there!!!
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| [_strat_] Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:47:08 PM | |
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More like you would start a nuclear holocaust... Imagine the gasses that must be in there!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:45:23 PM) |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:45:23 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:33:02 PM | |
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Oh damn you... What is seen cannot be unseen...
With a gut like that, who needs a coffee table?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:28:47 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | I can imagine the front view would look like this...LOL
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| [Metallark] Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:30:41 PM | |
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It looks like a brewski sitting on top of the world. 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Sunday, June 14, 2009 4:25:28 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | That's just plain obscene
| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | I can imagine the front view would look like this...LOL
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| [ron h] Sunday, June 14, 2009 4:25:28 PM | |
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That's just plain obscene
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:28:47 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | I can imagine the front view would look like this...LOL
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| [hellrider 31038] Sunday, June 14, 2009 1:59:14 PM | |
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lol.i misunderstood lol.i dont look at guys as? cracks.lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:25:12 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | ROFL.... I was talking about his ass crack,,  ( to put a quarter in ) Are you saying your a cheap date there Hellrider???
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| | | hellrider 31038 wrote: | | lol.dont need a quarter for my jukebox.just a cheap one but it works
| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | So did the guy who came to fix the floor here,, and hes suppose to come back ewwww....
Got a quarter for the jukebox??? anyone????? LOL
| | | spapad wrote: | | Our Maintenance Man has that problem!
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:28:47 PM | |
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I can imagine the front view would look like this...LOL
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:25:12 PM | |
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ROFL.... I was talking about his ass crack,, ( to put a quarter in ) Are you saying your a cheap date there Hellrider???
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[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:21:06 PM)| | | hellrider 31038 wrote: | | lol.dont need a quarter for my jukebox.just a cheap one but it works
| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | So did the guy who came to fix the floor here,, and hes suppose to come back ewwww....
Got a quarter for the jukebox??? anyone????? LOL
| | | spapad wrote: | | Our Maintenance Man has that problem!
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| [hellrider 31038] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:21:06 PM | |
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lol.dont need a quarter for my jukebox.just a cheap one but it works
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:18:11 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | So did the guy who came to fix the floor here,, and hes suppose to come back ewwww....
Got a quarter for the jukebox??? anyone????? LOL
| | | spapad wrote: | | Our Maintenance Man has that problem!
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| [spapad] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:19:34 PM | |
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It must be a trait of the trade! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:18:11 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | So did the guy who came to fix the floor here,, and hes suppose to come back ewwww....
Got a quarter for the jukebox??? anyone????? LOL
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:18:11 PM | |
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So did the guy who came to fix the floor here,, and hes suppose to come back ewwww....
Got a quarter for the jukebox??? anyone????? LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:16:53 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Our Maintenance Man has that problem!
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| [spapad] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:16:53 PM | |
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Our Maintenance Man has that problem!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:12:25 PM)| | | ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ wrote: | | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:12:25 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Friday, June 12, 2009 5:04:44 PM | |
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LMAO!!! Thats the funniest thing Ive seen in a while... Yup, cats are definately the smartest animals out there... One day theyll lose it, and then we are all screwed...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Friday, June 12, 2009 4:46:32 PM) |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, June 12, 2009 4:01:31 PM | |
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| [pip] Friday, June 12, 2009 8:09:49 AM | |
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TRUE LOVE
AN OLD MAN & OLD WOMEN HAD BEEN MARRIED TO EACH OTHER FOR MANY YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEY COULDN'T STAND EACH OTHER.
WHEN THEY HAD A FIGHT,SCREAMS.YELLS & GOD AWFUL NOISES COULD BE HEARD THROUGH THE NIGHT.
A CONSTANT STATEMENT WAS HEARD BY THE NEIGHBORS WHO FEARED THE MAN THE MOST
" WHEN I DIE I'LL DIG MY WAY OUT OF THE GRAVE & COME BACK & HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE "
THE NEIGHBORS BELEIVED THE MAN WAS INTO BLACK MAGIC & WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MISSING CATS & DOGS & STRANGE NOISES AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT .
HE DIED SUDDENLY & THE WOMAN HAD A CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL AFTER THE FUNERAL WAS OVER THE OLD WOMAN WENT TO THE LOCAL BAR & PARTIED LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW.
THE NEIGHBORS GATHERED AROUND HER ASKING "AREN'T YOU CONCERNED OR WORRIED THAT HE WILL DIG HIS WAY OUT OF THE GRAVE ?"
THE OLD WOMAN PUT DOWN HER DRINK & SAID "LET THE JERK DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN !!"
AHH TRUE LOVE !! |
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