| [HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:39:36 PM | |
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Thanks Vail!! Peters - Rising...
I needed a good laugh today!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by J.D. DIAMOND from Thursday, August 20, 2009 4:40:25 AM)| |  | J.D. DIAMOND wrote: | | LOL! Those names!!! Cracks me up Vaillant...."Butts-McCracken"......."Wang-Holder".....that is some funny shit there!!! lol!
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| [Painkiller87] Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:04:22 PM | |
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| [Becks] Thursday, August 20, 2009 4:46:54 AM | |
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| [J.D. DIAMOND] Thursday, August 20, 2009 4:40:25 AM | |
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LOL! Those names!!! Cracks me up Vaillant...."Butts-McCracken"......."Wang-Holder".....that is some funny shit there!!! lol!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Sunday, August 16, 2009 11:14:55 PM) |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, August 16, 2009 11:14:55 PM | |
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| [Coyote Bongwater] Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:52:29 PM | |
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if you are a dale earnheart senior fan,, warning do NOT keeping reading, last warning if you read on you will be highly pissed and dissapointed so to avoid any drama stop reading now
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... what do pink floyd and dale earnheart senior have in common
there biggest hit was the wall
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| [spiderpig] Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:38:50 PM | |
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Sorry to the drummers out there but these are funny (well some of 'em are)...
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
• How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.
• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.
• How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
• Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!
• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
• What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
• What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
• "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
• Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.
• How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a chart in front of him
• Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
• Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.
• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
• What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
Drool.
• What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say?
"Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs?"
• What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that?"
• Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
• How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
• How do guitar players get away with parking in the handicap spots?
They put drumsticks on the dash.
• What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
• Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Yale?
Neither did I.
• Why are drummers always losing their watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
• What do you call a kid with a set of drums?
The poster child for Birth Control.
• What do you call 10 guys in a drum circle?
A dope ring.
• What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.
• What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
• Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.
• What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tatoo.
• Why do drummers have lots of kids?
They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.
• What's the difference between a high school drumline and shoes in a dryer?
Nothing.
• What's the difference between a drumset and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a drumset.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spiderpig from Saturday, August 01, 2009 11:57:57 AM)| | | spiderpig wrote: | | A guy was hitting on a gal in a bar when he noticed her tattoo - a seashell on her upper inner thigh. He asked "Why a seashell?"
She replied... "If you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean."
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| [spiderpig] Saturday, August 01, 2009 11:57:57 AM | |
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A guy was hitting on a gal in a bar when he noticed her tattoo - a seashell on her upper inner thigh. He asked "Why a seashell?"
She replied... "If you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean."
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| [jimmyjames] Thursday, July 30, 2009 6:17:31 PM | |
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| There's a new drug which can turn a woman into a man. It's called addadictome. |
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| [FreakyMetalHead] Thursday, July 30, 2009 3:00:06 PM | |
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Being the metal maniac that I am I tend to listen to a lot of metal music at ridiculously high volume and developed a ringing in my ears. So I go to the doctor to see what could be done about it.
I said Doc......what do I need to about this ringing in my ears? He said nothing! Just don't answer it! Bwwwahahaaa!!!! |
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| [jaybone] Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:09:44 PM | |
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How far do you walk into a forest ?
Exactly half way,the other half you are walking out. |
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| [kiamat] Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:29:18 AM | |
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In 1952....
The Queen's coronation was on the Tuesday, the Derby on the Saturday. The whole world was agog at the proceedings in and around Westminster abbey. On the Monday night, a lady-in-waiting said to the Queen.
"Ma'am, you must be feeling apprehensive.'
"Yes, I am," she replied. "But I still think my horse will win."
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:27:40 AM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | | On a recent royal visit to Australia, HRH was asked by their prime minister if they could go independant and be 'The Kingdom Of Australia' - HRH replied 'You'd need a king for that.' He then suggested a Principality...she replied 'You'd need a prince for that'. At a loss he asked 'What do you suggest'? HRH replied 'stick with Country' .... |
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| [Necroticist] Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:27:40 AM | |
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| On a recent royal visit to Australia, HRH was asked by their prime minister if they could go independant and be 'The Kingdom Of Australia' - HRH replied 'You'd need a king for that.' He then suggested a Principality...she replied 'You'd need a prince for that'. At a loss he asked 'What do you suggest'? HRH replied 'stick with Country' .... |
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| [Necroticist] Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:44:13 AM | |
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What's the difference between a water biscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker.... |
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| [DelivererofEvil] Monday, July 13, 2009 6:48:42 PM | |
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You may close the topic, the masters have been cited, there is nowhere else to go from here, hehe
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 27, 2009 8:07:24 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, June 27, 2009 7:08:47 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:54:28 PM | |
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