| [crypticangle] Tuesday, September 09, 2008 1:00:35 PM | |
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AM GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF A CROWD--I FEEL BETTER NOW !! ---THANKS FOR POSTING---SO YOUR FRIEND & ME NEED BELTONES ?--LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:22:38 PM)| |  | scorpion01 wrote: | | | I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION HAPPEN TO A FRIEND OF MINE. WE WERE AT A BROOKLYN CYCLONES BASEBALL GAME. THE MANAGER OF THE CYCLONES WAS HOWARD JOHNSON. THERE WAS A BAD CALL AND HE BEGAN ARGUING WITH THE UMPIRE. THE CROWN GOT BEHIND HIM AS THE ARGUMENT BECAME MORE HEATED. THEY BEGAN CHANTING: HOJO, HOJO, HOJO, HOJO. AFTER 30 SECOND OR A MINUTE MY FRIEND STOOD UP AND SHE BEGAN YELLING AT THE AUDIENCE TELLING THEM THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEM SELVES. THIS IS A BASEBALL GAME. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS. SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE CHANTING: HOMO, HOMO,HOMO. |
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| [scorpion01] Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:22:38 PM | |
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| I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION HAPPEN TO A FRIEND OF MINE. WE WERE AT A BROOKLYN CYCLONES BASEBALL GAME. THE MANAGER OF THE CYCLONES WAS HOWARD JOHNSON. THERE WAS A BAD CALL AND HE BEGAN ARGUING WITH THE UMPIRE. THE CROWN GOT BEHIND HIM AS THE ARGUMENT BECAME MORE HEATED. THEY BEGAN CHANTING: HOJO, HOJO, HOJO, HOJO. AFTER 30 SECOND OR A MINUTE MY FRIEND STOOD UP AND SHE BEGAN YELLING AT THE AUDIENCE TELLING THEM THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEM SELVES. THIS IS A BASEBALL GAME. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS. SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE CHANTING: HOMO, HOMO,HOMO. |
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| [crypticangle] Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:36:39 AM | |
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I TOOK MY 2 FRIENDS TO A WWE WRESTLING EVENT AT HERSHEYPARK--IT WAS SUPPOSED TO START AT 7:30 PM --WELL AT 7:40 --IT STILL HADN'T STARTED
SO THE CROWD STARTED YELLING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY NAME OVER & OVER AGAIN---LORI--LORI-LORI
SO DUMB ME STOOD UP , TOOK A BOW & STARTED WAVING AT THE CROWD
MY FRIEND TUGGED ON MY SHIRT & SHOUTED IN MY EAR "THEY'RE NOT YELLING FOR YOU --THEY'RE YELLING BORING-BORING -BORING
WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS QUITE EMBARRASSED
I DID HAVE A FEW NICE FOLKS WAVE BACK AT ME & A FEW NOT SO NICE FOLKS GAVE ME THE FINGER
SO FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR , I'M GONNA ASK SANTA CLAUS FOR A BELTONE HEARING AID |
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| [swordsman5] Tuesday, September 02, 2008 5:52:38 AM | |
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To avoid that situation, make sure all the women you date/marry have the same first name! |
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| [.] Monday, September 01, 2008 8:53:32 PM | |
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You are lucky to have married such an understanding woman the second time. There would have been hell to pay with a certain gal I know.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, September 01, 2008 8:49:08 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Well, it's definitely NOT something I'm proud to repeat or anything, but for about the first 2-3 months of my 2nd marriage, and ONLY when we were in public, I was always calling her by my first wife's name.
She was always a good sport about it, but that just embarrassed me even more as it made me look like even MORE of a dumb ass than I already was. 
(that was back in '90, and to this day I still can't understand why I did that  ) |
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| [ron h] Monday, September 01, 2008 8:49:08 PM | |
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Well, it's definitely NOT something I'm proud to repeat or anything, but for about the first 2-3 months of my 2nd marriage, and ONLY when we were in public, I was always calling her by my first wife's name.
She was always a good sport about it, but that just embarrassed me even more as it made me look like even MORE of a dumb ass than I already was.
(that was back in '90, and to this day I still can't understand why I did that ) |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 01, 2008 2:39:00 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Monday, September 01, 2008 1:59:37 PM | |
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WALKED INTO A LOCAL BAR HERE SOME YEARS AGO,RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM A HOUSE PARTY I WAS AT,OF COURSE I BROUGHT MY OWN BEER TO THE HOUSE PARTY,AND I THOUGHT I'LL JUST SMUGGLE MY BEER INTO THE BAR WITH ME...SO I DID,FINISHED IT,WALKED UP TO THE BAR, PUT MY EMPTY ON THE BAR AND ASKED "ANOTHER ONE PLEASE"?...BARTENDER RESPONDED:"AH,MIKE...WE DON'T SELL THOSE HERE"....UMMMM...ERRRR...I MEAN OOOOPS...
SORRY ABOUT THAT CHIEF. ...BUSTED!!!... |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 01, 2008 1:38:14 PM | |
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OH YOU NAUGHTY BOY !!!--I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON--AND BEING THE NURSE THAT I AM ,I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU----THIS WILL ONLY HURT A LITTLE !!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, September 01, 2008 11:32:15 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | |  Well Lori, I guess if you and the Librarian picked up Kama Sutra on the way, I guess I'd have it all!!!  |
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| [ron h] Monday, September 01, 2008 11:32:15 AM | |
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| Well Lori, I guess if you and the Librarian picked up Kama Sutra on the way, I guess I'd have it all!!! |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 01, 2008 9:44:00 AM | |
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OH COME ON RON ---TAKE IT LIKE THE MAN I KNOW YOU ARE !!!!--BOO-BOOS ,BANDAGES & BOOKS OH MY !! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, September 01, 2008 9:39:34 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | |  Librarians and Nurses...my fragile little mind can only take so much...... |
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| [ron h] Monday, September 01, 2008 9:39:34 AM | |
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| Librarians and Nurses...my fragile little mind can only take so much...... |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 01, 2008 9:36:47 AM | |
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| [ron h] Monday, September 01, 2008 9:02:13 AM | |
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My God Lori 
Hmmmm....are you by chance a Librarian............. |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 01, 2008 7:46:11 AM | |
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WHAT ELSE IS THERE BUT SEX .FOOD & JUDAS PRIEST ??!!!---
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, September 01, 2008 7:44:22 AM)| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | And now we know what else is on your mind - save for food and Judas Priest.
Hardees still exists? Holy crap!
| | | loripip wrote: | | I WENT THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT HARDEES & WHEN I WAS ASKED WHAT CONDIMENTS I WANTED , I REPLIED KETCHUP & PECKER INSTEAD OF PEPPER..!! |
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, September 01, 2008 7:44:22 AM | |
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And now we know what else is on your mind - save for food and Judas Priest.
Hardees still exists? Holy crap!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by loripip from Monday, September 01, 2008 7:37:49 AM)| | | loripip wrote: | | | I WENT THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT HARDEES & WHEN I WAS ASKED WHAT CONDIMENTS I WANTED , I REPLIED KETCHUP & PECKER INSTEAD OF PEPPER..!! |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 01, 2008 7:37:49 AM | |
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| I WENT THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT HARDEES & WHEN I WAS ASKED WHAT CONDIMENTS I WANTED , I REPLIED KETCHUP & PECKER INSTEAD OF PEPPER..!! |
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