Sing me a song...you're a singer...

Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of Reefer...

The Devil is never a Maker...

I think that he's coaching the Lakers... 

IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT.....SILLY SWAMP-WATER DRINKING BEER K....NIGGETS....BRING IT ON.....

		spapad wrote:
		Don't get me started Man!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL      Soylentgreen4u wrote: NO CHANCE BED-WETTING TYPE........I SEE YOU FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIDING.       spapad wrote: OK, will lay off the beer thing! Maybe?      guidogodoy wrote: What? Who started the party without ME?? Despite the viscious attacks on my person and on my Canadian beer...CHEERS, my Metal Brethren (and Sistren!). Beer so good it didn't want to be photographed alone!

Gettin' a little out of hand there Kid!

		The Dreamer wrote:
		Oops, I didnt think any female lady-people visited this site. Can I visit you in your spa pad, spapad?

I'M ON ABOUT BEING SILLY.......I'M A VERY SILLY PERSON.......OWLS TO STRETCH????....ANYTHING LIKE CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN?????..........RIIIIIIIIIGHT....I'M OFF TO STRETCH MY OWWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

		The Dreamer wrote:
		I just began reading this topic, and gentlemen, I have no idea what any of you are on about. Havent you got owls to stretch?

A-HAAAAAAAAAAA....ANOTHER SILLY AMERICAN WITH YOUR KNEES-BENT RUNNING ABOUT...DRINKING ANY OF YOUR NASTY-ASS YANKEE SO-CALLED BEER TONIGHT???......
OR DID YOU GET LUCKY AND FIND SOME ROYAL CANADIAN BREW????.....AFRICAN SWALLOWS ARE NON-MIGRATORY!!!!!!!............RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...FORWARD....DRINK!!!....(hi tim,how ya' doin').....

		TIMBONI wrote:
		What is "you" name ?  An unladen swallow, by definition is "unladen" thus, carries nothing.  While it may fly in formation with two other swallows from Assyria, it is not gripping a coconut by the husk because again it is "unladen".  Come on man  .  .  .  "too easy Drill Sargeant ! "      Soylentgreen4u wrote: VERY WELLLLLLLLL : -"WHAT IS YOU NAME"?..... -"WHAT IS YOUR QUEST"?..... -WHAT IS THE AIR-SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW CARRYING A SIX-PACK OF  MOLSON CANADIAN BEER,WHILE FLYING IN FORMATION WITH TWO OTHER SWALLOWS FROM ASSYRIA GRIPPING A COCONUT BY THE HUSK"???????????....... ...      guidogodoy wrote: Why, I just might join you. Let's see if I am motivated enough to go to the store in this heat. 100+ here today. If it happens...do your worst, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid! (certainly no mich ultra for me, though!)      Soylentgreen4u wrote: IT'S SAT. EVENING SOON...SO WHO ELSE IS HAVING A COLD ONE TONIGHT????....I WANNA PICK AT SOMEBODY LATER!!!.... Edited at: Saturday, July 26, 2008 1:45:23 PM

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!...SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN...FORWARRRRRRD......
DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........I MUST TRY TO FIND A COMPANION BOOT...SO I'LL HAVE A PAIR.

		guidogodoy wrote:
		Didn't want to 'aggle?! What was wrong with them?? Didn't they know that they should have done it PROPERLY? "50 cents for that, you must be mad! It costs 75 just to make!" I have a boot glass too! Someday we'll have to raise a boot together!      Soylentgreen4u wrote: WELLLLL...WE WENT OUT INTO THE COUNTRYSIDE TO CHECK OUT THIS LOCAL FAIR THIS TOWN HAS EVERY YEAR (AVONMORE)....AND AFTER STOPPING AT SEVERAL YARD SALES,WE DROVE BY THIS QUAINT LOOKING LITTLE CHURCH ...THEY WERE HAVING A BAKE/YARD SALE...OF COURSE THEY WERE THRILLED TO HAVE A SAINT SUCH AS MYSELF POP IN FOR A VISIT .......SO AFTER SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS AND A QUICK SPANKING UP IN THE BALCONY WHERE THE CHOIR SINGS ...I SEARCHED THEIR INVENTORY AND FOUND A VERY UNIQUELY SHAPED GLASS THAT WOULD BE A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE AND PERFECT FOR A COLD BEER!!!.......IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A BOOT!!!...I TRIED TO HAGGLE BUT THEY WOULDN'T BUDGE ON THE PRICE!!!  ...SO I GAVE THEM THE 0.50 CENTS THEY WERE ASKING AND BUGGERED OFF LIKE A RAT OUT OF AN AQUADUCT!!!!!!!!!!!!.....      hellrider 31038 wrote: yes please expain.      Soylentgreen4u wrote: WENT INTO A CHURCH THIS AFTERNOON,AND GOT THE BOOT!!!!!.....NO SHIT...IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK...MAYBE I SHOULD EXPLAIN.....MAYBE NOT.

ALRIGHT, YOU DENTAL FLOSS-WEARING TOOTHPICKS!!!! OUTTA THE HOTTUB!! I AM IN NO NEED OF YOUR EVIL, SLIMY PAINTED KIND... HURRY UP, DANG IT!!!!!!  

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GLENN!! K.K!! SCOTT!!!! THE HOTTUB'S CLEAR NOW!!!!!...NOW, NOW...DON'T BE SHY...TAKE IT ALL OFF...BUT KEEP THE SPEEDOS ON...I HAVE PLANS LATER... FOR NOW, LETS PLAY SPIN-THE-RUBBER-DUCKIE!!!!!!

		Soylentgreen4u wrote:
		CARMEN ELECTRA,ELISHA CUTHBERT OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT?...WHO YA' KICKIN' OUT OF THE HOTTUB???