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CRAPPIEST "METAL" ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!
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[Budred] Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:05:02 AM 
"Pornograffitti" by EXTREME
                
(Or anything by EXTREME)
                 (Or anything by Gary Cherone)
  
To hell with crappy, they're downright shitty!
[aceroperuano] Sunday, April 25, 2010 8:21:54 PM 
Wow! I haven't post in this forum for...what?? eons?? anyway I will gonna say that ST. Anger is probably the worst crap that tried to call himself metal album,justr fucking crap, that tin can drum!!! fucking hideous!! another crappy album is Annihilator's "Annihilator Metal", the vocalist ruins what it could be a kinda decent metal album, he turn it into a big amount of human feces.
[jimmyjames] Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:10:09 PM 

Have you listened to the lyrics on these Samson songs?


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[Bazookajoe_666] Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:24:39 PM 
And he does just as good a job as Rob does, shocker. Now if it was Painkiller, that'd be different. Something that actually requires singing skills.
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[Bazookajoe_666] Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:23:54 PM 
Thats one of my favorite songs off that album. Its a good ballad, something that doesn't come up very much anymore.
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[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:19:00 PM 
Not only is that probably one of the worst bands,worst albums that lame logo is probably the worst I have ever seen for a real band,that spanks of bad design man.
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[Al-fons Blazing] Saturday, April 24, 2010 8:07:35 PM 
I have this on vinyl........ oh great memories!!!!
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[jimmyjames] Saturday, April 24, 2010 7:27:58 PM 

Here's Take It Like A Man.

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[jimmyjames] Saturday, April 24, 2010 7:20:01 PM 
Head Tactics was a compilation of the two albums Samson released with Bruce Dickinson on vocals, Head On and Shock Tactics. Thunderstick was a gimp boy that played drums in a leather mask and was kept in a cage, his real name is Barry Graham. Here is an extremely suspect song from the Head On album called Manwatcher.



It looks like this is Thunderstick on the cover and that it is the first album blatently promoting gayness. Other than Manwatcher song titles include Hard Times, Take It Like A Man and Thunderburst. Fucking hilarious. Definately a Top 10 crap album.

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[Budred] Saturday, April 24, 2010 4:38:52 AM 

This may not be the crappiest but definitely should make the top ten list.
    "Head Tactics" by Samson  Clive Burton left to join Maiden and they got some dude called Thunderstick to replace
him. Then they got Bruce Dickenson. Thank goodness he left for Maiden also. I hate him now but Maiden blew Samson
away. Peace all.

P.S. I agree with Jimmy. I bought that cd he mentioned. I got one play out of it, now I use it
as a dust collector.


Edited at: Saturday, April 24, 2010 4:40:51 AM
[Becks] Sunday, April 18, 2010 8:08:56 PM 
Sounds like the real shitty music you hear in lifts.
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[jimmyjames] Sunday, April 18, 2010 3:19:22 PM 

This album is fucking retarded. After being booted out of Motley Crue back in 92, squeaky voiced gimp, Vince Neil, released this piece of shit. I think he called it Exposed because it exposed him as being crap in every way. 

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[Head banger] Sunday, April 18, 2010 3:08:15 PM 
I dunno.  if Europe released St Anger, it would suck, granted, but would it suck like it does by metalica.
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[jimmyjames] Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:59:22 PM 
It is a given. On reflection I should have called the thread "Crappiest Metal Album Of All Time Not Counting St Anger Which Is A Fucking Abortion And Will Always Be The Worst"
[Becks] Sunday, April 18, 2010 12:18:21 PM 
ARGH that album was awful! The lyrics are stupid, the drums sound weird and stupid, overall, just a stupid album! LOL!
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, April 18, 2010 8:39:49 AM 
IMO? YES!!! HAAAAA!!!
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[spapad] Sunday, April 18, 2010 8:29:34 AM 
Nah, I wouldn't actually try to read that. lol Looks like something that would have driven Professor John Nash (Beautiful Mind) to the insane asylum looking for codes embedded in the text. lol

I am shocked that this thread has been alive for 2 or 3 days now and no one has posted "St. Anger" by Metallica. This CD has gotten a lengthy bashing on this site for years now, and I can't believe no one posted it yet! lol  Could it be that it so universaly sucks that there is no need to mention it??? 


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[Becks] Saturday, April 17, 2010 2:49:06 PM 

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[jimmyjames] Saturday, April 17, 2010 2:41:21 PM 
If you thought that was bad here's Jani Lane ( that douche from Warrant ) singing Electric Eye. 


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[Becks] Saturday, April 17, 2010 2:31:27 PM 
That fills me with rage. LOL!!!! Ugh, no no no no no.
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