Cattle Prods...they sell those at Sheplers. Less crowded, you can look at the chicks and get yourself a new whip if the one you have is worn out. They have different kinds, you know, of chicks and whips...Every now and again you get to look at a real cowboy with a tight ass in wrangler jeans.

		spapad wrote:
		If I had my way when I go to grocery stores and Malls I would take a cattle prod with me to move all the people the hell out of my way so I could be done ASAP! God, THAT WOULD BE LIKE HEAVEN!      Where AmI wrote: I do the exact opposite of what the music in the supermarket is supposed to do: I get in, get fed up of walking up and down the isles looking for some lame overpriced bunch of groceries and get out. The music alone makes me want to turn back at the door. It actually makes me buy less. Big and small, most supermarkets do it, it's quite hard to escape the massacre. Add to that the screaming whinning kids, the crowds with shopping carts and it's like being at an emo concert.      spapad wrote: They try to make "everyone more comfortable of a family shopping age" but all they do is piss me off. Hell! Play Screaming for Vengance in the Grocery Store! Make me comfy! Stop playing Air Supply, "Eye of the Tiger", and crap like that! I am a Secretary at a Nursing home, and I can tell ya, if I ever go to a place like that in my life and have to listen to the shitty musak they play all day, I will meet a quick death!      Where AmI wrote: Yes, what a bummer :) the songs are played over and over again, it's like there's hidden messages put in the songs for people to buy buy buy.....Hahaha.      spapad wrote: The really bad part is, you know your getting old when the grocery store is playing songs you know so well that you can recall name and artist! Remember when you were young and they never played anything you could identify with! Welcome to the age of age of targetted musac!      Where AmI wrote: There is only one place I hate to hear classics being played to death more than the radio:  Supermarkets. I loathe Joan Jett, Journey, and a bunch of other "classic rock" bands and their songs whenever I hear them over picking what I'm going to have for dinner or what's the cheapest toilet paper on the rack. The lowest of the low is when I hear Alice Cooper and School's Out while I go through the chocolate isle. And I love Alice Cooper. It's a sad state of affairs when rock sells its soul for a can of beans and a breadroll.      K2M wrote: LAYLA    ERIC CLAPTON. stupid slid guitar.

I do the exact opposite of what the music in the supermarket is supposed to do: I get in, get fed up of walking up and down the isles looking for some lame overpriced bunch of groceries and get out. The music alone makes me want to turn back at the door. It actually makes me buy less. Big and small, most supermarkets do it, it's quite hard to escape the massacre. Add to that the screaming whinning kids, the crowds with shopping carts and it's like being at an emo concert.

		spapad wrote:
		They try to make "everyone more comfortable of a family shopping age" but all they do is piss me off. Hell! Play Screaming for Vengance in the Grocery Store! Make me comfy! Stop playing Air Supply, "Eye of the Tiger", and crap like that! I am a Secretary at a Nursing home, and I can tell ya, if I ever go to a place like that in my life and have to listen to the shitty musak they play all day, I will meet a quick death!      Where AmI wrote: Yes, what a bummer :) the songs are played over and over again, it's like there's hidden messages put in the songs for people to buy buy buy.....Hahaha.      spapad wrote: The really bad part is, you know your getting old when the grocery store is playing songs you know so well that you can recall name and artist! Remember when you were young and they never played anything you could identify with! Welcome to the age of age of targetted musac!      Where AmI wrote: There is only one place I hate to hear classics being played to death more than the radio:  Supermarkets. I loathe Joan Jett, Journey, and a bunch of other "classic rock" bands and their songs whenever I hear them over picking what I'm going to have for dinner or what's the cheapest toilet paper on the rack. The lowest of the low is when I hear Alice Cooper and School's Out while I go through the chocolate isle. And I love Alice Cooper. It's a sad state of affairs when rock sells its soul for a can of beans and a breadroll.      K2M wrote: LAYLA    ERIC CLAPTON. stupid slid guitar.

Yes, what a bummer :) the songs are played over and over again, it's like there's hidden messages put in the songs for people to buy buy buy.....Hahaha.

		spapad wrote:
		The really bad part is, you know your getting old when the grocery store is playing songs you know so well that you can recall name and artist! Remember when you were young and they never played anything you could identify with! Welcome to the age of age of targetted musac!      Where AmI wrote: There is only one place I hate to hear classics being played to death more than the radio:  Supermarkets. I loathe Joan Jett, Journey, and a bunch of other "classic rock" bands and their songs whenever I hear them over picking what I'm going to have for dinner or what's the cheapest toilet paper on the rack. The lowest of the low is when I hear Alice Cooper and School's Out while I go through the chocolate isle. And I love Alice Cooper. It's a sad state of affairs when rock sells its soul for a can of beans and a breadroll.      K2M wrote: LAYLA    ERIC CLAPTON. stupid slid guitar.