Happy Sabbath, Friday the 13^th of August 2010!

My name is Kenneth, a.k.a. “Pipe” for the predominantly tobac (or “tobacco”) pipes I smoke (kind of rare among common people these days).  My thoughts go out to High Priest “Salty” Peter Gilmore and Reverend John Allee.  I believe in “Lex Talionis” (tit for tat cause and effect) in addition to “Lex Voluntatis” (freewill) as cosmic principles.  I understand that the word “Satanist” sometimes means “gehazi” (in Arabic) or “spiritual fighter” (in English).  I am monotheistic and respect many sound leaders, kind of like a Unitarian, but far more discriminating and intolerant.  I have a lot of experience in spiritual thought, including sorrow for mistakes.  I would like to think of myself as a basic, responsible pagan (not conforming to any of the world religions, all of which seem to worship the planetary crime lord Jesus at the center of the earth), and also a witch.  Which is a great word of question in cases such as:  Which is God – masculine or feminine?  AND Where does God reside – above or below us?  Speaking of the words “Satanist” and “Jesus”, I have found that to worship enmity is as wrong as it is to be vain and masochistic; either way, disadvantage for oneself develops.  To me, saying “The church of Satan” sounds like speaking Ebonics.  I consider Jesus and Satan to be about the same.  Do good and good (meaning advantage) will happen, including to yourself.  As a teenager, I was declared to be “Satan” by the pastor of a heretical Southern Baptist church, because I held that reincarnation was true.  (“ Yes, there’s a chance of returning.  I’m only sending Letters From the Earth.” – Black Sabbath)  Sometimes I have problems with typographical errors that seem to develop in my documents as though from out of nowhere; perhaps an example of malleable matter, I don’t know.  Anyway, I have been working on developing a movement, which for me as of now is a fantasy.  I call it “Brand Fresh Church of Jesus (Same Old Church of Satan)”.  This fantasy religion features the Judas Priest song “Genocide” from Sad Wings of Destiny combined with stigmata (bleeding holes in palms).  I theorize that the psychological buttons this movement would push in people will work, so that the palms of some Jesus worshippers become pierced with nails, and so that the left hands of some Satan worshippers become hammered flatter.  A lot of pain naturally would be involved and my vision is sort of ugly, including ear-splitting screams.  I invite you to look at my latest document, “BFCJInstructions.pdf” and consider whether you think this movement would be feasible at all.  If you’re a dreamer, I hope envisioning BFCJ entertains you.  I believe “laws” in parts of the United States of America would allow Brand Fresh (hot scar or stale somewhat?) Church of Jesus services to be conducted.  You might want to add “Gallows” (people hanging themselves onstage), which I hear is (or was) popular in California.  Unfortunately, where I live for now, the Brand Fresh Church of Jesus (Same Old Church of Satan) service probably would be frowned upon by rules patrols and trouble would ensue.  As I said, again, Happy Sabbath, Friday the 13^th of August 2010. http://liberative.tripod.com/BFCJInstructions.pdf

Peace for Good Now,

Kenneth Wood (a.k.a. Pipe)

Happy Sabbath, Friday the 13^th of August 2010!

My name is Kenneth, a.k.a. “Pipe” for the predominantly tobac (or “tobacco”) pipes I smoke (kind of rare among common people these days).  My thoughts go out to High Priest “Salty” Peter Gilmore and Reverend John Allee.  I believe in “Lex Talionis” (tit for tat cause and effect) in addition to “Lex Voluntatis” (freewill) as cosmic principles.  I understand that the word “Satanist” sometimes means “gehazi” (in Arabic) or “spiritual fighter” (in English).  I am monotheistic and respect many sound leaders, kind of like a Unitarian, but far more discriminating and intolerant.  I have a lot of experience in spiritual thought, including sorrow for mistakes.  I would like to think of myself as a basic, responsible pagan (not conforming to any of the world religions, all of which seem to worship the planetary crime lord Jesus at the center of the earth), and also a witch.  Which is a great word of question in cases such as:  Which is God – masculine or feminine?  AND Where does God reside – above or below us?  Speaking of the words “Satanist” and “Jesus”, I have found that to worship enmity is as wrong as it is to be vain and masochistic; either way, disadvantage for oneself develops.  To me, saying “The church of Satan” sounds like speaking Ebonics.  I consider Jesus and Satan to be about the same.  Do good and good (meaning advantage) will happen, including to yourself.  As a teenager, I was declared to be “Satan” by the pastor of a heretical Southern Baptist church, because I held that reincarnation was true.  (“ Yes, there’s a chance of returning.  I’m only sending Letters From the Earth.” – Black Sabbath)  Sometimes I have problems with typographical errors that seem to develop in my documents as though from out of nowhere; perhaps an example of malleable matter, I don’t know.  Anyway, I have been working on developing a movement, which for me as of now is a fantasy.  I call it “Brand Fresh Church of Jesus (Same Old Church of Satan)”.  This fantasy religion features the Judas Priest song “Genocide” from Sad Wings of Destiny combined with stigmata (bleeding holes in palms).  I theorize that the psychological buttons this movement would push in people will work, so that the palms of some Jesus worshippers become pierced with nails, and so that the left hands of some Satan worshippers become hammered flatter.  A lot of pain naturally would be involved and my vision is sort of ugly, including ear-splitting screams.  I invite you to look at my latest document, “BFCJInstructions.pdf” and consider whether you think this movement would be feasible at all.  If you’re a dreamer, I hope envisioning BFCJ entertains you.  I believe “laws” in parts of the United States of America would allow Brand Fresh (hot scar or stale somewhat?) Church of Jesus services to be conducted.  You might want to add “Gallows” (people hanging themselves onstage), which I hear is (or was) popular in California.  Unfortunately, where I live for now, the Brand Fresh Church of Jesus (Same Old Church of Satan) service probably would be frowned upon by rules patrols and trouble would ensue.  As I said, again, Happy Sabbath, Friday the 13^th of August 2010. http://liberative.tripod.com/BFCJInstructions.pdf

Peace for Good Now,

Kenneth Wood (a.k.a. Pipe)