| [_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:59:22 AM | |
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That is not as awesome as when he counted to infinity - twice!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 20, 2009 9:55:13 PM)| |  | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Chuck Norris can still divide by zero...and kick your ass any day of the week.  |
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| [Tyrant] Friday, June 17, 2011 8:50:42 PM | |
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Ahhhh, my favourate place ! Red neck cental....
Hmmm lets see, a white red neck, cowboy wanna be who has a show , with a black guy as a patner who is also a cowboy wanna be, and this white guy also uses chinese marshal arts to beat up other rednecks................
I think that just about sums up Chuck Norris.... He is the joke !
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O ...... but feel free to do so on chuck norris , lmfao ! red neck .....
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| [Tyrant] Saturday, August 14, 2010 2:58:21 PM | |
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I totally agree, he is where babies come from. He is a C#*T !!!!!
LMFAO
Tyrant.
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:53:48 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | | chuck norris is where children come from |
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| [acolyte55] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:53:48 PM | |
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| chuck norris is where children come from |
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| [Budred] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:47:51 AM | |
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 Today is the day of all days.
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.
Happy 70th Chuck  |
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| [Tyrant] Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:33:09 AM | |
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Wow a real scan of chucks brain, showing both sides , dumb, and dumber!
Tyrant..
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O ! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by joedraper from Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:02:40 PM)
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| [Tyrant] Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:27:51 AM | |
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Hmmm, so if Chuck Norris can divide by zero, he can perhaps figure out his own IQ......
Half of zero is perhaps giving him a bit too much credit ......
What a red neck , cowboy wanna be ! lmfao @ C.Norris
Tyrant..
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| [acolyte55] Monday, January 04, 2010 4:25:59 PM | |
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| when chuck norris goes swimming , he doesnt get wet ! the water gets chuck norrised!!! under his beard is another fist! |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:18:41 PM | |
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| Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes fucking his waitress. |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, November 20, 2009 9:55:13 PM | |
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| Chuck Norris can still divide by zero...and kick your ass any day of the week. |
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| [Tyrant] Friday, November 20, 2009 4:15:44 PM | |
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| [Steve Forrest] Friday, October 02, 2009 3:48:22 PM | |
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 should have had an entire season of just Chuck Norris movies.
I liked Code Of Silence, but only because Henry Silva was the villan |
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| [Coyote Bongwater] Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:07:52 PM | |
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| chuck norris once had sex in a trailor, some of his sperm got in the engine, ever since then that trailor has been known as optimus prime |
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| [joedraper] Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:02:40 PM | |
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| [joedraper] Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:01:13 PM | |
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| [max beardsall] Tuesday, May 05, 2009 5:36:51 AM | |
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have you heard chuck norris knows eistiens theory of relativity because he can round house kick you into tomorrow. |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 9:52:59 PM | |
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That would be cool!! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Steve Forrest from Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM)| | | Steve Forrest wrote: | | here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris" |
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| [spapad] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 6:37:10 PM | |
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HA!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Steve Forrest from Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM)| | | Steve Forrest wrote: | | here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris" |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM | |
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here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris" |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:11:55 PM | |
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| Next year, Comedy Central needs to do the Roast Of Chuck Norris! |
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