Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
When we say "does these jeans make my but look bigger ?"--why can't you men lie through your teeth & just say "no"
