I agree with you I'm 1 in a million --not all girls get MOOED at when they get on the bus & get off the bus--I BEGGED my brothers to take me to school but they seemed to like the fact that from November til I graduated I got MOOED at--'twas a long school year indeed--but I'm smarter now Thank God --I know better-- well at least where chocolate -white & strawberry milk comes from !! --up until that point I got straight A's & was the top 3% of the the class of '83 but that brought my IQ right down !! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:24:41 PM)
spapad wrote:
Lana, Your one in a million girl! LOL
lana wrote:
This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus Edited at: Monday, October 27, 2008 6:23:36 PM
--up until that point I got straight A's & was the top 3% of the the class of '83 but that brought my IQ right down !!
