[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:32:08 PM
Imagine how much that presidential turd will cost if it were sold on ebay... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 12:53:09 PM)
Deep Freeze wrote:
BIG NEWS!!! This just in from the AP wire and CNN;
New U.S. president Barack Obama took the first presidential crap this morning!!!! Aides say he was magnificent as he sat there, grunting in glorious presidential dignity while, just outside the door, the adorable first family led by Michelle Obama, waited anxiously while wearing a Christian Dior robe and Gucci slippers thereby proving once and for all that, YES! We CAN!! And CHANGE has come to the White House!!!
Meanwhile, outside on the street, thousands and thousands of weeping supporters began cheering as the announcement of the first, historic flush spread like wild fire through the crowd. One woman, overcome with pride, exclaimed, "I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" Rumors quickly spread that Oprah Winfrey plans to do a special next week and have the famous turd as her guest, along with Tom Cruise.
