Strat, you always kill me with your sarcasim! That's why I love ya kiddo! HA!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Head banger from Sunday, July 05, 2009 8:46:55 PM)
Head banger wrote:
good luck with that.
_strat_ wrote:
Ok... Pensioners piss me off... On the other hand, I cant wait to be one. Heres what I will do when I retire, based on my observations:
1. Annoy people by pretending I am deaf.
2. Not bathe for a week, then take the bus at rush hours.
3. When I am in a bank or a post office, I will make sure that I have a long talk with the clerk about the weather, but only if there is a very long line behind me.
4. I will go to a supermarket, buy a ton of stuff, go to the 5 products max line, and argue for at least half an hour if they try to turn me down.
5. Cross the street at red, and show obscene gestures at anyone that would dare to say anything to me.
6. Annoy young people by saying how in my days, we respected old people, even tho thats the mother of all lies.
