at least your pensioners know where the gas pedal is. here they go 30 in a 100 zone, and stop at red lights, green lights, stop signs and merge signs.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, July 06, 2009 3:51:52 AM)| |  | _strat_ wrote: | | Sarcasm? O yeah, Im sooo, sarcastic...
Anyway... I actualy pity the future generations... Demographics, the population is getting older... By the time I retire, young people will have to deal with at least twice as many pensioners as we do today...  Lol... Cant wait...
Oh, and I havent even started on old people driving yet... "Speed limits? Red lights? Stop signs? No, no, no... They are not rules. They are guidelines. Besides, I worked for thirty years, and no youngster will go around telling me that I shouldnt drive 100km/h through a dense urban area... At rush hour... Through red lights... Drunk..."
| | | spapad wrote: | | Strat, you always kill me with your sarcasim! That's why I love ya kiddo! HA!!!
| | | Head banger wrote: | | good luck with that.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ok... Pensioners piss me off... On the other hand, I cant wait to be one. Heres what I will do when I retire, based on my observations:
1. Annoy people by pretending I am deaf.
2. Not bathe for a week, then take the bus at rush hours.
3. When I am in a bank or a post office, I will make sure that I have a long talk with the clerk about the weather, but only if there is a very long line behind me.
4. I will go to a supermarket, buy a ton of stuff, go to the 5 products max line, and argue for at least half an hour if they try to turn me down.
5. Cross the street at red, and show obscene gestures at anyone that would dare to say anything to me.
6. Annoy young people by saying how in my days, we respected old people, even tho thats the mother of all lies.
There... Now, its 50 years to go, and counting... |
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