A killer chihuahua??? Jeez, if you managed to make a chihuahua dangerous enough to scare 'em off, I dread to think what would happen if you got your hands on a ROTTWEILER!!!
It's not that I mind them coming round, and I love religious debates... In my case, what weirded me out was the fact that this woman came from Germany, was old enough to know all about the horrors of the concentration camps, and still considered the mass slaughter described in the Old Testament (of which we have no proof whatsoever, I might add), to be JUSTIFIABLE under the title, "ETHNIC CLEANSING". WTF????????? She was going on about how the Israelites were 'God's chosen people', and that therefore everyone who lived near them had to be wiped out to 'purify' humanity. I just got kinda pissy and pointed out that the Nazis talked the same way - seemed to touch a nerve... [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Tuesday, November 03, 2009 7:27:59 PM) | | hellrider 31038 wrote: | | lol.jehovah witness.lol.i love when they come around.lol.crank up the DEICIDE.lol.last time they came around our killer chuwawa scared them off.FUC? FUC????????????.i was having a riot the time before they came around.lol | | prisoner wrote: | | HAAAAAHAAHAAAA!!! Oh man, I wish it had been that easy for me when I was living in my last accommodation! I was house-sharing with, among others, a Jehovah's Witness... At one point we (my fianc�e and I, plus a friend of ours) all missed DINNER because we were arguing so long and hard - not that it wasn't fascinating stuff (and I do enjoy challenging people's faith 'cos it's often the only time in their LIVES when they actually start to think critically of their own viewpoints - sadly rarely for very long), but man were we hungry afterwards... Maybe I should get a Maiden T-Shirt just to scare away any Christian fundies who might come knocking!!!
Incidentally... you call 25 a KID??? Man, I suddenly feel young again after being in a depressive "I'm getting old" funk after my 22nd birthday! HAAAAAAAA!!! | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | OK, so I am not sure if I should post this here or in the "Things that make you Laugh" section but I simply MUST share this with you all!! (Mind you, what you are about to read is NOT made up)
I just had a knock on my front door and, when I answered it, a nicely dressed young man (around 25 or so) was standing on my porch with his bible. He said, "Hello, I am from the church of God". Now, it just so happens that I am wearing my Iron Maiden/Number of the Beast t-shirt today!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am TOTALLY serious. The kid glanced down at my shirt at the same time as I did and, when we both locked eyes again, we BOTH burst out into laughter!!!!!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! I told him to have a nice day and off he went, still snickering!! I SWEAR to you, I am STILL laughing!!!! I ran back to tell the Princess and now SHE is laughing! Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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