Damnit! WE have to claim him? I mean, we lost Madonna to England. I think nationality should go with the accent. Better yet, it should be a draft like Dave Chappelle did: "Who wants Tiger Woods?"
Now what about that more important toilet issue? 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:04:28 PM)| |  | spapad wrote: | | Actually Mel was a young export to Australia. We, sad to say, own his birth certificate. Born in the state of NY. I guess we'll just have to keep the little bastard with us so he doesn't try to hurt anyone else. Movies? I think he can safely retire now. For the good of his former movies, if nothing else.
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Joy Behar: "Mel Gibson is threatening to leave the US moving back to his native Australia. Now we can see his career go down the toilet counter-clockwise!"
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