Whatever you do, do NOT travel to San José, California anytime soon. There is currently a plague of mini red-eyed dragons terrorizing the city. It's hard to believe, I know, but I was there this weekend. I've seen it with my own two eyes (four, really). It's something that no normal human being should ever experience in his/her lifetime. It was the nightmare to end all nightmares. Somehow I managed to leave the city yesterday relatively unscathed. Unfortunately, my dog tag wasn't so lucky. One of the tiny little bastards sneaked into my hotel room and decided to chew on it! WHY, OH WHY???
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Again, this is a warning to all travelers who are planning to visit San José, CA. Please stay away from the city (especially the downtown area) until further notice, lest you suffer the same fate as my poor dogtag.
