Think of me wearing a helmet for the first time EVER yesterday, Joe! My friend took me on an 11 mile run (all uphill, IMO) trying to show off his Trek roadbike. I was bodygliding the whole way on my "vintage" machine and survived.
Granted, I admit that I took off the stupid helmet half way through the ride. I know, I know. Write it on my tombstone. ROCK HARD, RIDE FREE! LOL!
Chafing. Now if that doesn't take your mind off this song, I'll have to go back to that horrible Queensryche vid JD posted...