WELL THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ENJOY AND ARE CAPABLE OF CREATING IT SO PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN ENJOY LISTENING TO IT.
MAYBE THATS WHY I GET UPSET WITH MY SON SOMETIMES WHO HAS THE GIFT TO CREATE BUT DOESN'T USE IT. I GUESS THE THIRD ELEMENT IS HAVIING THE PASSION FOR IT.
A FRIEND OF MINE JUST RECORDED A SONG. IF YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR IT SEND ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I'LL FORWARD IT ON TO YOU. I LOVE HIS LYRICS.

WELL HONESTLY I HAVE A HORRIBLE VOICE AND AM NOT MUSICALLY GIFTED. I READ ABOUT YOUR PROJECT AND WISH ICOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MUST BE GREAT TO BE ABLE TO CREATE AND RECORD SOMETHING YOU LOVE.

MY SON PLAYS THE GUITAR AND PIANO AND READS MUSIC BEAUTIFULLY. HE PERFORMS IN SCHOOL CONCERTS AND I GET JEALOUS OF HIM. BUT HE HAS NO INTEREST IN IT. HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE HAS TO. 

I DO SOUND HALF WAY DECENT IN THE SHOWER. (YEAH RIGHT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)

At my work we used to email a summary of Time and Attendance out to all the managers.  It was titled T&A (date)
my boss got a call from the IT dept asking why we were discussing such a subject in email.  once she finaly figued out what the IT nerd was talking about, it was good fun.

		lana wrote:
		dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that &   I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I  ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !!

UDO - DON'T FEEL BAD, I'VE DONE THAT TOO. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WAS A CAR STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT WITH NO ONE IN IT (SEEMINGLY). THE CAR WAS ON. I WAS STARING AND POINTING AND WALKED INTO A STOP SIGN POLE. OH WELL! THERE WAS THIS VERY SHORT OLD WOMAN BEHIND THE WHEEL.

Words may escape you but I bet you're MOOING at me silently !!

Class of '83--Chambersburg Trojans --yeah to top it off my team is the same name as condoms

Go ahead & MOO Ron---just go ahead & MOO

		ronhartsell wrote:
		Lana, Lana, Lana...believe it or not...words escape me...and you're such a nice person......      lana wrote: This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc.  Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year  & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink &  white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus Edited at: Monday, October 27, 2008 6:23:36 PM

Happy Bday (in 10 days )--my bday is in 13 days so I'll be right behind ya

my school colors were blue & white but my class colors were blue & gold --

Blue & Gold --
We are great
Together
We will always rate
Our destination together
Will find
Peace & love
For all mankind
Cause we're the class of '83--I can't believe I remember our class cheer
Now our class song is different--it was to the tune "Coke Is It" but I don't remember any of the words

		spapad wrote:
		Ah, class of 83! A fine year for graduating young hopefulls. My year to be exact! LOL Telling my age again, and damn if it won't roll over another year in 10 days! LOL      lana wrote: I agree with you I'm 1 in a million --not all girls get MOOED at when they get on the bus & get off the bus--I BEGGED my brothers to take me to school but they seemed to like the fact that from November til I graduated I got MOOED at--'twas a long school year indeed--but I'm smarter now Thank God --I know better-- well at least where chocolate -white & strawberry milk comes from !!  --up until that point I got straight A's & was the top 3% of the the class of '83 but that brought my IQ right down !!      spapad wrote: Lana, Your one in a million girl! LOL       lana wrote: This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc.  Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year  & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink &  white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus Edited at: Monday, October 27, 2008 6:23:36 PM