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BOY !! WAS MY FACE RED !!
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ANYTHING EMBARASSING HAPPEN TO YOU---TELL ME !!





   

[jerZgirl] Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:36:51 AM 
Ok, one more that just happened yesterday.

I was relaxing after I got home from work for a bit before we went into the city to see Halford's Rock in Rio movie...I had just my shirt on and underwear.  No pants because didn't want to spill my dinner on them.  I knew my bf was coming by so i heard a knock at the door and waltzed up (still no pants) and opened the door and there were KIDS that wanted me to buy candy!
[jerZgirl] Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:10:40 AM 
I was on a work site for the EPA and we took a lunch break at a local pizza place in a strip mall in Milltown, NJ.

I will never forget this...

my partner and I took potty breaks and it was a single restroom...ok no biggie...so my turn came and I shut and locked the door.  Well I gues the lock was broken cuz I was on the toilet and some guy walkes right in!  I screamed very loudly then said "Hey asshole! Learn to knock!"  The whoel pizza place laughed the guy out of there.

Its like-the door was shut-DUH-KNOCK!
[Rorschach] Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:48:46 AM 
i was cleaning the bathroom at my place of work an old man walked in locked the door and started taking off his pants ready 2 take a dump i book it out off the bathroom to await to finnish cleaning the bathroom when he was finnished he came out and a said "thanks i was in real trouble there"
[jerZgirl] Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:38:23 PM 
My ringtone is Van Halen's "Unchained".  Its awesome and its loud.
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[Head banger] Monday, September 22, 2008 10:26:17 PM 
I have painkiller on mine, and if too loud, it sure does shock people
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[Soylentgreen4u] Monday, September 22, 2008 10:24:41 PM 
....NICE...WISH I'D HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE,JUST TO SEE THE REACTIONS OF OTHERS
    ......DID YOU KNOW YOU PROBABLY CAN FIND PRIEST RINGTONES? ...I 
HAVE "BREAKING THE LAW" ON MINE...
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[crypticangle] Monday, September 22, 2008 10:15:56 PM 
I just purchased my new cell phone as I think I'm the only one in the US who doesn't have one.
For some strange reason I picked Slipknot's Duality as my ring tone ( don't ask me why that song--blonde moment-senile moment etc--any reason will do )
Was out for supper with my brother & NOT knowing I had the volume up as loud as it could be --I received a call in this busy restaurant-----POKE MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES --IT'S THE ONLY  ETC 
well---needless to say scared the stuffin' out of me , my brother &  the whole restaurant--I know some of them thought I was a devil worshiper  !!
[jimmyjames] Wednesday, September 17, 2008 12:14:11 AM 
Years ago i was having a few beers with some guys i was working with and i happend to mention a run in i'd  had with this " bitch ", little did i know that one of the guys i was talking to was engaged to the bitch. He didn't say anything, but a few minutes later a buddy told me about the impending nuptials, i felt so bad but there was nothing i could do. What can you do? " Sorry mate, if i'd known you were engaged to her i would have waited till you weren't around before calling her a bitch "
[paperflowers] Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:56:53 PM 
When I was 17, I went through this weird phase where I wanted to buy a stainless steel chastity belt. I found a guy who makes them who lived 2hrs away and dragged two very understanding friends in case he turned out to be some nut. When I got home, my mother was waiting for me.

"Did you get it?"

OH FUCK. It turned out I'd left the fetish webpage on Dad's computer and she had read EVERYTHING. Fortunately, I have a very eccentric and easily amused mother. I was not in trouble....until I admitted I'd wrecked the car on the drive back.
Edited at: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:57:41 PM
[Rob  Halford88] Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:52:10 PM 
DAMN! Lucky I had already swallowed my mouthfull of tea then. Thanks for the laugh, that's a classic.
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[.] Monday, September 15, 2008 6:40:22 AM 
I have an extremely long list...I don't want to remember any  of the events on that list or I would die of embarassment or go back to drinking and smoking.
[crypticangle] Monday, September 15, 2008 4:56:08 AM 
RON --I MAKE THE BEST OUT OF EVERY SITUATION I FIND MYSELF IN--IT WASN'T THAT POOR BOYS FAULT
MY HUBBY & I HAVE HAD SEPERATE BEDROOMS FOR 4 YEARS DUE TO HIS PSYCH MEDS-NO SEX DRIVE 
OH BY THE WAY RON---TALKING OF SEX---DOES AN ICE CUBE BATH WORK FOR GIRLS ?---IF IT DOES CAN I "BORROW" SOME FROM YA ? 
SORRY RON --JUST COULDN'T RESIST THAT ONE ! ! 
TOLD YA I HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR  !!   BUT YA GOTTA LOVE ME !! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, September 15, 2008 4:47:14 AM)
Edited at: Monday, September 15, 2008 5:03:33 AM
[ron h] Monday, September 15, 2008 4:47:14 AM 
Lori, you are the consummate trooper.  Hat's off to you for taking the high road. 
Now, about the 4 yr. thing......   
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, September 14, 2008 8:25:15 PM 
Haaaa!!! Living in small-town TN, I can realate to the scene! Bwwwahaaaaa!!!
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[crypticangle] Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:50:33 PM 

Am in Kentucky visiting my brother who's having surgery in the morning.
He's not to eat anything past midnight  so his bright idea was to go to a buffet so we could pig out---the restaurant was filled with Sunday evening chuch going folks.
I ordered a soda & when the waiter ( young teenage boy ) brought me a refill, instead of bringing me another glass or even taking the glass I already had & refilling it ,he had a pitcher full of soda & accidentally spilled the pitcher on my lap. . He then proceeded to blot my crotch which made matters worse yet as I'm old enough to be his Mother.
He was embarrassed as was I ,but being the jokester that I am & having the attitude that the glass is half full , I tried to lighten the moment by saying the first thing that popped into my sex-depraved brain.
"Don't worry honey that's the first time in 4 years that I've been wet & sticky down there !!"       
Well his face turned fire engine red as did my brother's , my sister -in-law's & the church going folks.
 But anyone who knows me,knows that my mouth works faster than my brain does & I'm too honest for my own good sometimes. Open mouth ,insert foot on many occasions.
So at that point the meal was pretty much over--did you ever have those sneakers that squeaked when they got wet ?
Well that was me as I was trying to make my not -so-fast getaway  as I was dripping soda down my legs & into my sneakers with every step.  Dignity be damned !!
Needless to say-  I live In Pennsylvania & won't have to worry about seeing those nice Sunday night church going folks on every corner. !! 

[crypticangle] Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:29:48 AM 
Ron--you said you needed a smoke but I bet a drink wouldv've been better !!
I'm glad just your pride was hurt.
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[ron h] Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:21:07 AM 
I was at a conference this past week at the COBO Center in Detroit MI.  For those of you that have not been there before, escalators are all over the place.
I was there with 2 other people in the exhibit area on the ground floor.
We were about to go up the escalator to the next level when we were stopped by this guy asking for something (I don't remember what).
When I stopped I already had my hand on the moving hand rail (key word moving) when I turned to the guy when he called out to us.  
I'm not sure how I did it, but what happened was, I turned around and evidently leaned up against the railing when it grabbed a hold of the seat of my pants!  For about 5 seconds I was like an upside down turtle with my arms and legs flopping about trying to gain my balance.  It really scared the shit out of me.  I was finally able to 'roll' off (I think wiggle is the more appropriate word) on to the stair side as I surely didn't want to fall the other way.
When I got myself up to the top I just kept walking out the door, I really needed a smoke as I was shaking so bad.  
When Bill and Jaime finally caught up with me they beet red and suffering from hysterical laughter.  Bill says he was looking for the 'emergency stop' button, but I doubt it. 

[crypticangle] Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:59:02 PM 
When I first started driving many moons ago I stopped at a gas station for gas--this one was where you had to pump it yourself--which I had never done before.
So I read the directions & started to pump my own gas --well as soon as I lifted the "lever " the numbers on the pump sped around so fast & I only had  $20 with me so I  stopped pumping after only 4-5 seconds --I waited there at the pump so afraid that I had pumped $ 92 worth ( which was what the pump said ) & after waiting a few seconds this voice comes over the intercom & said " Maam you only pumped  0. 92 gallons "
I was horrified --waited for the ground to swallow me up --so this nice teenage boy came to my rescue & explained to me  "gallons" & the price button.
 I haven't been back to that gas station since then !!
And I can gladly admit that ever since that day I can pump my own gas !!
[Head banger] Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:42:44 PM 
my boss did something similar, we are a tennant at an airport, and I am on the tenant environmental comittee (which is more dull than watching paint dry if you have no airplanes to de ice or make noise with),  they offered a chance for tenants to get a free environmental audit.  so I emailed the boss, she said it was a fine idea but we need to have our dicks in a row.  I replied "uh, you mean ducks?"
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[momo] Wednesday, September 10, 2008 4:23:24 PM 
Years ago I had a job in a small office, just me and the boss, he sold computer hardware, he would stand behind me and tell me what to type on the invoice, I can't type with someone standing behind me. Well he said hard disc, my brains heard hard disc, but my fingers typed hard dick, he went hyterical laughing, I was sooooooo embaressed.
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