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CRAPPIEST "METAL" ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!
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[flashrockinman] Sunday, July 04, 2010 6:50:06 PM 
   i rest my case with this band
[acolyte55] Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:20:33 PM 
WTF!
[jimmyjames] Thursday, June 17, 2010 4:28:18 PM 

This has to be seen to be believed.

[Craig Wagenhoffer] Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:10:34 AM 



Fucking great song, all around! It puts me in a good mood!

Edited at: Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:10:51 AM
[Craig Wagenhoffer] Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:07:07 AM 
All of the eighties bands had way more talent, skills and women than me and you guys combined. The videos may have been corny, but they either make you feel bad-ass or you just feel good watching them. I would rather have that party bad-ass feel to life than depression and killing yourself.
[Craig Wagenhoffer] Saturday, May 08, 2010 7:56:51 AM 
What the fuck is wrong with this generation? I mean, what's better, depression and all that sad shit or hot girls, sex, great rock 'n roll, motorcycles, etc...? Rock 'n roll and metal should be fun, it should not make you cut your wrists. WTF?

I'm not a hater, but fuck grunge and fuck all those new school metal bands.
[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, May 08, 2010 2:01:28 AM 
SAXON - BATTALIONS OF STEEL -2009 Into The Labyrinth LP

Judas Priest are my favorite band of all time and they deserve to be titled THE METAL GODS  as well and rightfully.Tracks like this shows that Saxon are the most underrated band in the history of heavy metal and rock with consistantcy of quality albums.
Edited at: Saturday, May 08, 2010 2:10:34 AM
[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:56:55 AM 
Saxon -Suzie Hold On -1980 Wheels Of Steel album

This track is from Saxon's second album Wheels Of Steel,9 songs on the album and this is the only embarrasing track and they made a video out of it! lol! I mean,this song sucks and is painful to watch,it spanks of cheese and hurts to listen to let alone watch yet the rest of the Wheels Of Steel album is classic "NWOBHM"/rock with quality songs......except for the "See The Light Shining" song,that one fuckin blows but its just a bad track,Suzie Hold On is a nightmare lol

Still,7 songs out of 9 is a good album. I won't defend Saxon's shit era yeah Saxon went through a period where they sold out from 1984 to 1989 and Biff admits it,but from 1995 till now they have come around full circle with 7 studio albums of quality traditional british heavy metal/rock far beyond that of wich Iron Maiden is capable of doing,Saxon are light years ahead of Iron Maiden in good song writting these last 20 years.

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[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:15:15 AM 
(lol!) HAHA,is this post supposed to upset me? Or try and make me come to the rescue to defend Saxon? HAHA give me a break.Try taking a scroll through the Saxon thread and learn what I've posted about thier hair band era.What the real funny thing here is that your just now learning of this era of Saxon.That shows how much you really know about music,obviously not much.

And yes,even with 6 shitty albums out of 18,Saxon's first 5 albums and thier last 7 albums blows the snot out of every band you've posted hands down. You really don't know that much about music dude.
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[Brian_Evans] Friday, May 07, 2010 7:38:31 PM 
Saxon covered a Christopher Cross song???? Bwaaaaaa!!!!Haaaaaaa!!!!!Haaaaa!!!!
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[jimmyjames] Friday, May 07, 2010 4:18:57 PM 
Fucking hell, I'm losing the plot.
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[Craig Wagenhoffer] Friday, May 07, 2010 4:17:26 PM 
You don't get it. I don't like Danger Danger. I posted that video for the viewing pleasure of J.D. Diamond, so he can recommend them to his girlfriend.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by jimmyjames from Friday, May 07, 2010 4:12:42 PM)
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[jimmyjames] Friday, May 07, 2010 4:17:11 PM 
All these crap fucking bands with Danger in the name got me mixed up. Danger Danger, the band you posted that sing Naughty Naughty. They suck. Sorry for the confusion and for accidently accusing you of liking Dangerous Toys who also suck.
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[Craig Wagenhoffer] Friday, May 07, 2010 4:16:28 PM 
LOL! Here's another video I found on youtube. And guess what... it's a Saxon video this time! LMAO dude! It seems that in 1988 Saxon were well on track to become a full-blown glam metal band. The music leaves much to be desired, but the women are hot. Especially for you, J.D.:




In this video they put Tigertailz to shame. This video has almost 700.000 views. Can you believe that?
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[jimmyjames] Friday, May 07, 2010 4:12:42 PM 
Sorry Craig, meant Danger Danger. I will amend my post.
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[Craig Wagenhoffer] Friday, May 07, 2010 4:01:55 PM 
Dude, I don't even like Dangerous Toys. WTF?
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[hellrider 31038] Friday, May 07, 2010 3:57:01 PM 
[jimmyjames] Friday, May 07, 2010 3:52:31 PM 
The thing about Tigertailz is that they're taking the piss. It's completely overblown and over the top and done for a laugh. Sort of like Steel Panther. These faggy fuckin poser bands like Danger Danger actually believe they're gods gift. It's like that other shit British band The Darkness that were big a few years ago. They just go to the absloute extreme to the extent of parody. When you look at Tigertailz they look an absolute mess whereas these cock loving bands like Danger Danger have spent hours on their perms and poses in an attempt to look cool, which they don't. You can keep Danger Danger as well Craig. Sorry but they blow.
Edited at: Friday, May 07, 2010 4:13:33 PM
[J.D. DIAMOND] Friday, May 07, 2010 3:02:39 PM 
LOL! I figured you didn't know that much about "Tigertailz" just as I didn't know anything about them,never heard of them so I youtubed it and that crap popped up lol!! Its all good dude,I don't care for Motley,Skid Row ect..but I even can see that even they are not as "Poison" -like as Tigertailz lol!! Yeah beat up your friend for slipping that band into your compilation! lol!!
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[aceroperuano] Friday, May 07, 2010 2:07:58 PM 

Wow, just...wow, I mean I'm not a hardcore fan of the genre, I just like a cople of bands,just in case I didn't left that clear, but anyway I actually never listened to that particulary song, I guess cause what I have listened from Tigertailz was just a couple of songs some friend of mine pass me, like a sort of "compilation", I guess he omited the ballads knowing I'm not a big fan,oh now I'm so gonna  beat up that motherfucker for this hahaha,  plus I actually never seen a video of them, I'm not a music video person THAT much(I stick more to listen the music)and now....well, maybe I was wrong about Tigetailz being sleaze, maybe  because I didn't seen the whole picture, just a frame, but I stick it to the other bands, I still like Dangerous Toys, Ski Row, and early Motley Crue, If I have to make a proportion of type of music I listen: 80%metal(heavy,thrash,death,black,etc), 15%hardcore/crust punk, 5% miscelaneous(sleaze rock, hard rock, salsa, boleros,etc).


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[J.D. DIAMOND] Friday, May 07, 2010 1:23:39 PM 
LOFL! Uh.....NO  bro. And you said heres "another band you might like"....."another"?  I haven't liked one band you've posted yet! lol!  And that Heavy Bones shit is glam poppy shit and is a mear joke to me and 99% of people who post at this forum. THat Danger Danger shit and Heavy Bones shit is in the same realm/ball park as TigertailZ!! Your a closet Tigertailz fan and you know it! LOL!
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[Craig Wagenhoffer] Friday, May 07, 2010 12:22:15 PM 
No, I don't like that band Tigertailz. That British glam shit sucks dude! LOL! I think there's a huge difference between a band like Tigertailz and a band like Heavy Bones. That Tigertailz song is a generic, light-weight pop song, while that Heavy Bones song I posted is filled with heavy riffs, awesome drumming and a state of the art guitar solo. Just take a listen.

Here's a video of another band you might like. Eat your heart out, J.D. Diamond:




LMAO dude!
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[J.D. DIAMOND] Friday, May 07, 2010 2:00:13 AM 
If you like this glam rock thats cool but remember where you are,your on the forum of the masters in the arts of (true)heavy metal.75% of people here like metal/rock with no "weak" links and to us bands like this are weak,so I'm going to agree with jimmy here. Again,you have to expect people here to bash this shit man but if you enjoy it then don't let it get to you.Do you like that "Tigertailz" band that I posted that acupuncture likes?  (aceroperuano) lol


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[jimmyjames] Thursday, May 06, 2010 4:06:28 PM 
Sorry Craig. they're a bunch of posers. Shit.
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[Craig Wagenhoffer] Thursday, May 06, 2010 2:44:58 PM 
Yes, some of those so-called "hair metal" bands sucked big time, but others were nothing short of fantastic! Let's take this band for example:



This is fucking great: a massive groove, an incredible guitar solo and stellar musicianship. Shoot me, but I could listen to stuff like this all day long!
Edited at: Thursday, May 06, 2010 2:46:03 PM
[jimmyjames] Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:52:20 PM 
Surely the tour was a flop because everyone had started getting into grunge at that point. Probably the reason they were dropped as well. One of the greatest achievements of the grunge era was that it killed the hair metal scene. The worst thing about the grunge era was that it spawned the white people with dreads look and middle class kids with tribal tattoos.
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[J.D. DIAMOND] Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:21:48 PM 

Tigertailz -"?? Lovebomb?" I guess?

Dude,you actually like this band? LOMFL! You call this "sleaze rock"?? It shouldn't be called "sleaze" it should be called "jeezze" as in "jeeze this band sucks so bad"! lol! Call it what ever you want to,this shit ain't dirty street drinkin' rock its commercial made for MTV glam pussy rock for teen age girls and aceroperuano! LOL!!!! Lovebomb baby! lol!! Nice band you like there aceroperuano lol!!  


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[guidogodoy] Thursday, May 06, 2010 2:06:46 AM 
OH do I agree!! As I have previously stated, Dangerous Toys were literally laughed off the stage when they opened for Priest / Alice in Detroit. To each his own but I'll keep mine.

"Unfortunately, neither song charted as a hit, the album sold poorly, and the 1991 summer tour with Judas Priest, Alice Cooper, and Motörhead folded after 10 weeks as the summer's biggest flop. Soon after, the band was dropped from CBS"
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[J.D. DIAMOND] Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:12:03 AM 
aceroperuano wrote:   if you are interested,give em' a try   (refering to listening to Dangerous Toys)



No thanks,my girlfriend has all that shit and she plays it once in a while,and its "not for me".  LOL! Even she says bands like that are commercialized made for MTV for teenage girls haha!!! No thanks,those bands are all yours. lol!
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[aceroperuano] Thursday, May 06, 2010 12:02:20 AM 

To be completely honest I used to think the same way,I used to put bands like Bon Jovi and Dangerous Toys in the same bag/label(glam/pussy rock bands),  but then I said to myself: how bad they can be? I give 'em a listen, some of them were popy crap but some others actually has an edgy sound(Skid Row, early Motley Crue, Tigertailz and Dangerous Toys), most of the bands  labelled as sleaze rock were bands doing a more edgy  and less panzy hard rock, they had  some ballads but the edgy sound was predominant and the lyrics were more about street/drinking life than lovey dovey crap,  in contrast with the Cinderella, Poison and Bon Jovi crap glam/teen girl music, that's why I like the sleaze rock bands I listen,I have no mixed feeling with othrer more extre music I listenI mean  I have no problem listen Dangerous Toys's "Hellacious Acres" and then  later give a listen to Deströyer 666 "Phoenix  Rising" or Vomitor's  "Bleeding The Priest", matter of tastes I guess.

Oh, by the way, as curious data  the  Dangerous Toys vocalist  was also vocalist of the technical thrash metal band Watchtower, plus the guy is also a big Priest fan, this is an ecerpt form an interview:

FIB MUSIC:  I was privileged to catch a performance of Sad Wings, your Judas Priest tribute band, at a show in Dallas. You guys seemed to have a lot of fun with that. What's it like to do that project?

JM:  I love Priest. I have toured with Priest, I can die a happy man being able to say that. The Sad Wings gig is just alot of fun, me and some friends came up with the idea to form the tribute after seeing a few tributes around the Texas area having so much fun, it was a no brainer that we needed a Priest tribute in Austin. There is one in Dallas as you know called Judas Rising, they have been real cool and we are playing with them June 20th in Dallas.

PD: If you are interested, give 'em a try:
 
http://www.myspace.com/dangeroustoys3000


Edited at: Thursday, May 06, 2010 12:25:17 AM
[J.D. DIAMOND] Wednesday, May 05, 2010 1:33:20 AM 
"sleaze rock"....(lol)that shit to me is "commercial built for MTV"  rock for teen age girls,but if calling  these bands(Dangerous Toys,G n' R,Skid Row,Every Mothers Nightmare and bands like this)  "sleaze rock" makes you feel better,then carry on,carry on.

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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 4:24:08 PM 
Hey, just about EVERY band named in this thread is in "The Book of Metal" by Chris Ingham. So it MUST be true!
[jimmyjames] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:56:39 PM 
Just thinking about Aeroplanos post. Every Mothers Nightmare were a shit wannabe Skid Row. I went to University with a guy that liked them. This song used to drive me fucking mad. I hated it. It's like a poor mans version of I Remember You. It's called Love Can Make You Blind, I think it's about masturbating. When I found it on youtube I noticed it has only been viewed 21 times. No surprises there, it's fucking torture to listen to.


[Budred] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:51:53 PM 
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[hellrider 31038] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:50:30 PM 
that more than blows J.D DIAMOND THE COOOOMMMMMMMAAAANNNNDDDDEEEERRRRRR
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[J.D. DIAMOND] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:16:25 PM 
That blows.
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[spapad] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:16:12 PM 
To discuss ALL crappy Rock and Metal? I seriously doubt Murray's servers could handle that amount of crap! But I can't help but happily wait for the next horrifying post.
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[jimmyjames] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 2:41:19 PM 
The thread has outgrown the "metal" tag and has metamorphosized into a thread that discusses all crappy rock and metal. Like this. Look at the bit where they're all standing around singing the chorus. Horrifying.


 
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[aceroperuano] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:00:19 PM 
I'm not upset or else, just making the point that many times people call crappy "metal" bands that actually are not metal at all, calling them crappy for something they never intendend to sound like(Metal), for example LA Guns, for me is one good sleaze rock band(sleaze rock is an  actual music genre,ex: Dangerous Toys, G n' R, Nasty Idols,Every Mother's Nightmare, Skid Row,etc) , of course if you put hem the label of metal someone could say:"that's metal???!! if it is, then is crappy metal!!", you see what am talking about??, on the other side I find this thread kinda fun, If people want to put band that aren't metal but are related in some sort of way to the genre, that's ok to me, sorry for my comments but I think a little of controversy is good to put some spice in topics haha.


PD: I find Tokyo Blade pretty metal to me, their firstwo albums are vey NWOBHM-esque,  their later work, of course, slowly became more comercial hard rock/glam metal/glam rock oriented, like Saxon or Celtic Frost have done once in their careers.
[ron h] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 12:38:11 PM 
Well, if you're refering to my posts, I'll say that I make posts in this thread by bands that are / were typically Metal bands OR other artists who are covering Metal songs...not just crappy Metal by crappy Metal bands because that list would go on and on and on and on and on....

I find nothing wrong with having a little fun with this thread.  I didn't mean to confuse or upset you or anyone else here.

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[Budred] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:18:25 AM 
Part of that post probably refers to me. After I posted Kiss I thought later that that's not metal. 
Too late to change it though. Other than that glam (is) considered metal albeit (crappy). Other than three or four bands,
I hated that shit. If you agree that Tokyo Blade (one of my posts) is metal then why not glam. They are not that far removed
from glam. Van Halen could probably go, along with my Kiss post but Extreme and the like, why not?  
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[aceroperuano] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:31:35 AM 
There's something I don't understand here, this thread is for crappiest METAL album, but many  here has post albums that have nothing to do with metal,  many are hard rock or glam rock bands, just for the record glam metal does not exist, made up of media to sell glam bands as metal cause metal use to sell in the old days, but basically they are hard rock bands, there are many crappy albums in metal, that are actually metal and....well, are crappy: for example Tygers of Pang Tang "The Cage" bland  generic heavy metal, or Tokyo Blade "Blackhearts and Jaded Spades" repetititive boring album, also we have Kreator's 90's alternative metal crap albums, Testament "The Ritual", slow down groovy alternative  thrash metal?? no f***ing  way!!, Celtic Frost popy "Cold Lake"....and the list goes on.
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[jimmyjames] Monday, May 03, 2010 11:07:05 PM 
I had not heard that fuckwit was doing that. However, now that I have, it reconfirms his status as a fuckwit.
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[Budred] Monday, May 03, 2010 6:20:18 AM 
"Psycho Circus" by KISS
[Budred] Monday, May 03, 2010 5:41:19 AM 
I agree. Let's ban Ron from this thread so the rest of us can post.
After his posts nothing else sounds crappy.(LOL)
Just kidding of course, love you Ron.

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[Head banger] Monday, May 03, 2010 5:22:58 AM 
did you hear that this fuckwit is re releasing his entire catalog, with bonus tracks (read crap that wasnt "good" enough for the album", new covers and new liner notes, all remastered.  now thats fine if you like that sort of thing, but the whole catalog?  WTF, he released some country album a couple of years ago, what is he going to remaster that to make it sound like bad hair metal?  2 year old remaster?  can you say bend over children... I knew you could.
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[jimmyjames] Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:18:42 PM 
This is a big mountain of shit.

[jimmyjames] Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:30:01 PM 
Ron you are absolutely owning this thread!!! Some of the stuff you're coming up with is insanely horrific and should never have been inflicted on man. How is it you've managed to hear so much crap music?
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[Becks] Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:17:18 PM 
BLEGH! That's awful! So is that Megadeth song, wtf? LOL!
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[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:31:55 PM 
That song sounds pretty good!! I'll have to look up the album at the local record store. Thanks, JJ!!
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