...the splits, huh?!...well, I think as we (meaning men) get older, we tend to get wiser...a lesson your new young friend has not learned yet...your such the cougar, aren't you ...getting slapped in the chops a few times will straighten him out!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by lana from Sunday, October 12, 2008 1:44:13 AM)
lana wrote:
Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
When we say "does these jeans make my but look bigger ?"--why can't you men lie through your teeth & just say "no"
...getting slapped in the chops a few times will straighten him out!!! 