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| [mmmmmm] Thursday, November 06, 2008 5:11:16 PM | |
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LOL--Scorpion--think of it this way --maybe you got some people turned onto Queensryche just by you singing out loud !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:09:55 AM)| |  | scorpion01 wrote: | | OH BOY! I'M AT THE GYM AND RIDING THE STATIONARY BIKE. THEY WERE PLAYING THIS AWFUL TECHNO MUSIC OR SOME SORT OF DANCE MUSIC. IT WAS SO LOUD I COULDNT HEAT MY IPOD. I BEGAN TO SING OUT LOUD WITH THE SONGS I WS LISTENING TO, BUT THAT WAS OK, NO ONE COULD HEAR ME. 10:45 COMES AND THEY TURN OFF THE MUSIC. I COULDN'T TELL I WAS SO CAUGHT UP INTO THE OPERATION MIND CRIME ALBUM I WAS LISTENING TO.
SO HEAR I AM SINGING TO EVERY ONE: 16 AND ON THE RUN FROM HOME. FOUND A JOB IN TIMES SQUARE WORKING LIVE S&M SHOWS. 25 BUCKS A FUCK AND JOHNS A HAPPY MAN.....
IT TOOK A MINUTE OR SO BEFORE I REALIZED EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME.
OH WELL!
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| [scorpion01] Thursday, November 06, 2008 11:19:33 AM | |
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WELL THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ENJOY AND ARE CAPABLE OF CREATING IT SO PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN ENJOY LISTENING TO IT.
MAYBE THATS WHY I GET UPSET WITH MY SON SOMETIMES WHO HAS THE GIFT TO CREATE BUT DOESN'T USE IT. I GUESS THE THIRD ELEMENT IS HAVIING THE PASSION FOR IT.
A FRIEND OF MINE JUST RECORDED A SONG. IF YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR IT SEND ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I'LL FORWARD IT ON TO YOU. I LOVE HIS LYRICS. |
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| [Deep Freeze] Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:49:28 AM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't everyone?? Ah, my friend...the music is such a wonderful thing in my life. It is a passion. It is truly a gift, however, the pakage is obviously a lot bigger for some over others!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:46:26 AM)| | | scorpion01 wrote: | | WELL HONESTLY I HAVE A HORRIBLE VOICE AND AM NOT MUSICALLY GIFTED. I READ ABOUT YOUR PROJECT AND WISH ICOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MUST BE GREAT TO BE ABLE TO CREATE AND RECORD SOMETHING YOU LOVE.
MY SON PLAYS THE GUITAR AND PIANO AND READS MUSIC BEAUTIFULLY. HE PERFORMS IN SCHOOL CONCERTS AND I GET JEALOUS OF HIM. BUT HE HAS NO INTEREST IN IT. HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE HAS TO.
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| [scorpion01] Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:46:26 AM | |
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WELL HONESTLY I HAVE A HORRIBLE VOICE AND AM NOT MUSICALLY GIFTED. I READ ABOUT YOUR PROJECT AND WISH ICOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MUST BE GREAT TO BE ABLE TO CREATE AND RECORD SOMETHING YOU LOVE.
MY SON PLAYS THE GUITAR AND PIANO AND READS MUSIC BEAUTIFULLY. HE PERFORMS IN SCHOOL CONCERTS AND I GET JEALOUS OF HIM. BUT HE HAS NO INTEREST IN IT. HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE HAS TO.
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| [Deep Freeze] Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:13:24 AM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Probably the best music that place has heard in a long time!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:09:55 AM)| | | scorpion01 wrote: | | OH BOY! I'M AT THE GYM AND RIDING THE STATIONARY BIKE. THEY WERE PLAYING THIS AWFUL TECHNO MUSIC OR SOME SORT OF DANCE MUSIC. IT WAS SO LOUD I COULDNT HEAT MY IPOD. I BEGAN TO SING OUT LOUD WITH THE SONGS I WS LISTENING TO, BUT THAT WAS OK, NO ONE COULD HEAR ME. 10:45 COMES AND THEY TURN OFF THE MUSIC. I COULDN'T TELL I WAS SO CAUGHT UP INTO THE OPERATION MIND CRIME ALBUM I WAS LISTENING TO.
SO HEAR I AM SINGING TO EVERY ONE: 16 AND ON THE RUN FROM HOME. FOUND A JOB IN TIMES SQUARE WORKING LIVE S&M SHOWS. 25 BUCKS A FUCK AND JOHNS A HAPPY MAN.....
IT TOOK A MINUTE OR SO BEFORE I REALIZED EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME.
OH WELL!
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| [scorpion01] Thursday, November 06, 2008 10:09:55 AM | |
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OH BOY! I'M AT THE GYM AND RIDING THE STATIONARY BIKE. THEY WERE PLAYING THIS AWFUL TECHNO MUSIC OR SOME SORT OF DANCE MUSIC. IT WAS SO LOUD I COULDNT HEAT MY IPOD. I BEGAN TO SING OUT LOUD WITH THE SONGS I WS LISTENING TO, BUT THAT WAS OK, NO ONE COULD HEAR ME. 10:45 COMES AND THEY TURN OFF THE MUSIC. I COULDN'T TELL I WAS SO CAUGHT UP INTO THE OPERATION MIND CRIME ALBUM I WAS LISTENING TO.
SO HEAR I AM SINGING TO EVERY ONE: 16 AND ON THE RUN FROM HOME. FOUND A JOB IN TIMES SQUARE WORKING LIVE S&M SHOWS. 25 BUCKS A FUCK AND JOHNS A HAPPY MAN.....
IT TOOK A MINUTE OR SO BEFORE I REALIZED EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME.
OH WELL!
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| [mmmmmm] Sunday, November 02, 2008 1:36:59 PM | |
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we gots to keeps togethers--don't we Spapad ?? LOL--I have a knack for opening mouth & inserting both feet at the same time !! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, November 02, 2008 11:25:14 AM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Wow Lana! I thought I had a strange knack for stepping into things at the wrong time. It appears I must salute you! You win hands down! LOL
| | | lana wrote: | | Well -I did it again--was talking with my cna's & supervisor last night at work trying to pass the 9 long hours we had to be there--the coversation turned to tv shows & we were talking about The Monkees & who we liked the best back when it was on--I had to start an IV med so when I got back to the desk I innocently blurted out "I liked Peter the best "--all 3 girls just looked at me funny & started laughing at me --I asked what was wrong & they continued hee-hawing at me --finally 1 of them managed to tell me that while I was doing my job they had changed the subject from The Monkees to what their favorite food was so when I came back to the desk & blurted out "I liked Peter the best " it hit them as being funny--I was only gone for 1 minute tops & had thought they were still on tv shows --needless to say I am now a laughing stock at work as it got around the whole building & I got many phone calls from my co-workers laughing & hanging the phone up on me --so from now on when I have to step away from the desk I 'll ask them if they've changed the subject in my absence--either that or will have to quit my job as I am too embarrassed to work with them --thank God I have a funny bone & am able to laugh at myself but I have a feeling that I'll NEVER live this down with my co-workers  |
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| [mmmmmm] Sunday, November 02, 2008 1:35:37 PM | |
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Deep Freeze--what else are all us girls to talk about besides good looking men & food ??--no action to be taken --they all knew what I meant --now if I would've said it in a resident's room then I 'd be in trouble but it was at the nurses' desk with no ears but the girls' I was working with--"broad-minded"--LOL is that because most of us that works there are "broads " ??
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Sunday, November 02, 2008 9:22:12 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | I must say Lana my dear, you seem to work for an awfully "broad-minded" organization! Perhpas it is because I worked for such a huge corporation but I know that kind of behavior would be cause for a management intervention at my office!I realize it is all in fun but there are big compaines where a little comment or action, no matter how insignificant or well intentioned, is cause for immediate action. |
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| [Deep Freeze] Sunday, November 02, 2008 11:31:19 AM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!! doesn't she, though???
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, November 02, 2008 11:25:14 AM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Wow Lana! I thought I had a strange knack for stepping into things at the wrong time. It appears I must salute you! You win hands down! LOL
| | | lana wrote: | | | Well -I did it again--was talking with my cna's & supervisor last night at work trying to pass the 9 long hours we had to be there--the coversation turned to tv shows & we were talking about The Monkees & who we liked the best back when it was on--I had to start an IV med so when I got back to the desk I innocently blurted out "I liked Peter the best "--all 3 girls just looked at me funny & started laughing at me --I asked what was wrong & they continued hee-hawing at me --finally 1 of them managed to tell me that while I was doing my job they had changed the subject from The Monkees to what their favorite food was so when I came back to the desk & blurted out "I liked Peter the best " it hit them as being funny--I was only gone for 1 minute tops & had thought they were still on tv shows --needless to say I am now a laughing stock at work as it got around the whole building & I got many phone calls from my co-workers laughing & hanging the phone up on me --so from now on when I have to step away from the desk I 'll ask them if they've changed the subject in my absence--either that or will have to quit my job as I am too embarrassed to work with them --thank God I have a funny bone & am able to laugh at myself but I have a feeling that I'll NEVER live this down with my co-workers |
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| [spapad] Sunday, November 02, 2008 11:25:14 AM | |
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Wow Lana! I thought I had a strange knack for stepping into things at the wrong time. It appears I must salute you! You win hands down! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Sunday, November 02, 2008 8:34:59 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | | Well -I did it again--was talking with my cna's & supervisor last night at work trying to pass the 9 long hours we had to be there--the coversation turned to tv shows & we were talking about The Monkees & who we liked the best back when it was on--I had to start an IV med so when I got back to the desk I innocently blurted out "I liked Peter the best "--all 3 girls just looked at me funny & started laughing at me --I asked what was wrong & they continued hee-hawing at me --finally 1 of them managed to tell me that while I was doing my job they had changed the subject from The Monkees to what their favorite food was so when I came back to the desk & blurted out "I liked Peter the best " it hit them as being funny--I was only gone for 1 minute tops & had thought they were still on tv shows --needless to say I am now a laughing stock at work as it got around the whole building & I got many phone calls from my co-workers laughing & hanging the phone up on me --so from now on when I have to step away from the desk I 'll ask them if they've changed the subject in my absence--either that or will have to quit my job as I am too embarrassed to work with them --thank God I have a funny bone & am able to laugh at myself but I have a feeling that I'll NEVER live this down with my co-workers |
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| [Deep Freeze] Sunday, November 02, 2008 9:22:12 AM | |
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| I must say Lana my dear, you seem to work for an awfully "broad-minded" organization! Perhpas it is because I worked for such a huge corporation but I know that kind of behavior would be cause for a management intervention at my office!I realize it is all in fun but there are big compaines where a little comment or action, no matter how insignificant or well intentioned, is cause for immediate action. |
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| [mmmmmm] Sunday, November 02, 2008 8:34:59 AM | |
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| Well -I did it again--was talking with my cna's & supervisor last night at work trying to pass the 9 long hours we had to be there--the coversation turned to tv shows & we were talking about The Monkees & who we liked the best back when it was on--I had to start an IV med so when I got back to the desk I innocently blurted out "I liked Peter the best "--all 3 girls just looked at me funny & started laughing at me --I asked what was wrong & they continued hee-hawing at me --finally 1 of them managed to tell me that while I was doing my job they had changed the subject from The Monkees to what their favorite food was so when I came back to the desk & blurted out "I liked Peter the best " it hit them as being funny--I was only gone for 1 minute tops & had thought they were still on tv shows --needless to say I am now a laughing stock at work as it got around the whole building & I got many phone calls from my co-workers laughing & hanging the phone up on me --so from now on when I have to step away from the desk I 'll ask them if they've changed the subject in my absence--either that or will have to quit my job as I am too embarrassed to work with them --thank God I have a funny bone & am able to laugh at myself but I have a feeling that I'll NEVER live this down with my co-workers |
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| [guidogodoy] Sunday, November 02, 2008 1:01:13 AM | |
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Never skipped again?!? Oh PULEASE! I was only in HS at the time. Many years of boring classes on beautiful sunny days followed!
Do as I say, not as I DID, kiddies! <===oldest adult cop-out in the book.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:39:59 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | Bet ya never skipped school again did ya Guido !!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 5:16:36 PM | |
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| [Head banger] Saturday, November 01, 2008 10:43:30 AM | |
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At my work we used to email a summary of Time and Attendance out to all the managers. It was titled T&A (date)
my boss got a call from the IT dept asking why we were discussing such a subject in email. once she finaly figued out what the IT nerd was talking about, it was good fun.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | | dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:12:34 AM | |
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ok ok --I'll schedule my Lanalobectomy here soon---thanks DF for showing me the light !!---there's nothing wrong any where else !
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:09:13 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | It's not your tonsils that have me worried, my dear!!! HA!!!!!!!!!! You see?? You see?? It is already starting!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | lana wrote: | | I so agree DF --I'm still red faced so maybe I''ll just keep my tonsils --not like I'll ever be able to go back to that doc again !
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Umm..something tells me that this conversation could go very wrong in short order.......
| | | lana wrote: | | I actually thought he was insulting me --there's absolutely nothing wrong with my tits & ass & now he knows it even tho that's not what he was talking about--I tend to talk 1st & think later so maybe I am nuts !! -maybe I need a Lanalobectomy instead of a tonsilectomy & adenoidectomy !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!!  (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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| [Deep Freeze] Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:09:13 AM | |
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It's not your tonsils that have me worried, my dear!!! HA!!!!!!!!!! You see?? You see?? It is already starting!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:06:27 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | I so agree DF --I'm still red faced so maybe I''ll just keep my tonsils --not like I'll ever be able to go back to that doc again !
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Umm..something tells me that this conversation could go very wrong in short order.......
| | | lana wrote: | | I actually thought he was insulting me --there's absolutely nothing wrong with my tits & ass & now he knows it even tho that's not what he was talking about--I tend to talk 1st & think later so maybe I am nuts !! -maybe I need a Lanalobectomy instead of a tonsilectomy & adenoidectomy !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!! (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:06:27 AM | |
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I so agree DF --I'm still red faced so maybe I''ll just keep my tonsils --not like I'll ever be able to go back to that doc again !
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:04:59 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Umm..something tells me that this conversation could go very wrong in short order.......
| | | lana wrote: | | I actually thought he was insulting me --there's absolutely nothing wrong with my tits & ass & now he knows it even tho that's not what he was talking about--I tend to talk 1st & think later so maybe I am nuts !! -maybe I need a Lanalobectomy instead of a tonsilectomy & adenoidectomy !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!! (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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| [Deep Freeze] Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:04:59 AM | |
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Umm..something tells me that this conversation could go very wrong in short order.......
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:03:19 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | I actually thought he was insulting me --there's absolutely nothing wrong with my tits & ass & now he knows it even tho that's not what he was talking about--I tend to talk 1st & think later so maybe I am nuts !! -maybe I need a Lanalobectomy instead of a tonsilectomy & adenoidectomy !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!! (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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I actually thought he was insulting me --there's absolutely nothing wrong with my tits & ass & now he knows it even tho that's not what he was talking about--I tend to talk 1st & think later so maybe I am nuts !! -maybe I need a Lanalobectomy instead of a tonsilectomy & adenoidectomy !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:59:19 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!! (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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Lana, Lana, Lana...what could you have possibly been thinking??? And to let the words actually flow out of your mouth...He must have thought you were nuts!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)
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| dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | | dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:53:56 AM | |
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| dumb blonde at it again !!--I work in a nursing & rehab center--have been a nurse for 24 years & have gone to work in blizzards ,broken limbs, & colds--so when I developed my usual "change of season " cold I thought "no big deal "--they provide masks for us to wear to protect the residents --but when I went to work Thurs night there was a memo saying that any employee who had cold symptoms HAD to be seen by a doctor before returning to work so I was able to get a dr's appointment for last night--well the doc examined me ( brand new graduate male doc )--I gave him my life history of how I get 4 colds a year etc & he suggests a tonsilectomy--I was to think about it --said it may help me & I need them out he said --so he went to the desk to fill out my paperwork so I could go to work last night & I overheard him tell the receptionist to make an appointment with a specialist for my T & A --well my wittle brain heard that & I stormed out of the room & yelled at him "There's nothing wrong with my tits & ass --I came to you because of a cold !!" His face turned red & he said "maam I scheduled you for a tonsilectomy & adenoids dr --not that "--well was I ever RED--I know what T & A stand for in the nursing world but I immediately put both feet in my mouth this time -needless to say I shall have to find another doc as I can no longer face all the people that work there !! |
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| [mmmmmm] Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:39:59 AM | |
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Bet ya never skipped school again did ya Guido !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:51:14 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 11:25:03 PM | |
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Third year of HS, I think? What would that make me, 15-16? I can even guess what tape I was playing. Either Van Halen (Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love WAS the song for me that year) or a live version of Pink Floyd the Wall some guy from Paraguay loaned me. My guess given the scene was that it was Floyd.
Yeah, those dogs were obviously memorable. Here it is 20+ years later and it still makes me laugh too! (ok, ed note and at the risk of being deemed a cad...funniest part was that it was a pack of dogs and there was a little pug-sized male mutt actually JUMPING to try and join in on the fun with the rest of the big dogs. Poor little fellow! LOL!!!!)
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 11:18:17 PM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!! Great story!!!!!!!!! I don't know why, but what really made me laugh was the fact that you were laughing at bunch of dogs having some fun. How old were you, really?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:51:14 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:51:14 PM | |
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I have a good one I don't think I have ever mentioned here before. Happened MANY years ago when I was in Salamanca, Spain for high school.
Well, picture it, beautiful day. Bright cloudless sky and the bucolic fields of the Spanish countryside urging me to skip class that day (heh). Well, I just had a wonderful time grooving to my walkman sitting on a rock laughing at a bunch of dogs being amorous in the valley below.
Right about the time I knew the rest of the class would be having their break, I got a bit bold and went closer to the school with the thought of calling up to the second-floor window of the classroom to laugh at all my "sucker" friends stuck inside on such a glorious day. So as I get closer to the school, tunes jamming in my ears, looking up at the window and walking along without a care in the world, BOOM, I feel the ground give way beneath one foot dropping me down to about my crotch. See, in Spain, there aren't really manholes (least not in that part of Salamanca), rather covers on drains that are...well...leg sized! Some bastard had left one off and I dropped one leg right into it scraping my shin something horrible and screaming AAAAAAYYYY (Spanish scream) all the way down!
Once back to my feet and having picked up the batteries that had flipped out of my walkman when it hit the ground I look up to find the ENTIRE class (teacher included) at the window to see what had happened. LOL!!! Stay in school, kids!
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| [Udo Sapper] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:35:05 PM | |
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Thanks - I just peed my pants...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:33:14 PM)| | | scorpion01 wrote: | | UDO - DON'T FEEL BAD, I'VE DONE THAT TOO. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WAS A CAR STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT WITH NO ONE IN IT (SEEMINGLY). THE CAR WAS ON. I WAS STARING AND POINTING AND WALKED INTO A STOP SIGN POLE. OH WELL! THERE WAS THIS VERY SHORT OLD WOMAN BEHIND THE WHEEL. |
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| [scorpion01] Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:33:14 PM | |
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UDO - DON'T FEEL BAD, I'VE DONE THAT TOO. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WAS A CAR STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT WITH NO ONE IN IT (SEEMINGLY). THE CAR WAS ON. I WAS STARING AND POINTING AND WALKED INTO A STOP SIGN POLE. OH WELL! THERE WAS THIS VERY SHORT OLD WOMAN BEHIND THE WHEEL. |
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| [spapad] Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:06:01 PM | |
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Yes, I think that is the first, and only time, I have ever been rewarded for "checking out" LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:00:05 PM)| | | paperflowers wrote: | | Bet that was awkward. At least you got a free pitcher! I like to daydream quite a bit. I make up stories and play them out in my head.
| | | spapad wrote: | | Oh! you do that too?! I zone out sometimes and I'm just on a little vacation in my mind for the time! My Uncle used to say "I saw you check out,.....but I didn't know where you went". I have always done that. One time I "zoned out" in a bar, and I was staring at the bottles on the wall, but was awakened crudely by the bar keep girl asking me if I wanted a peice of her?! WTF I thought! I explained to her I was looking a nothing in particular and she was still angry, then later, (I guess when she noticed I never stared at her again) she brought my table a pitcher of beer on the house. Conflict avoided. Thank god, didn't feel like brawling. LOL (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM)
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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Bet that was awkward. At least you got a free pitcher! I like to daydream quite a bit. I make up stories and play them out in my head.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, October 27, 2008 8:39:06 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Oh! you do that too?! I zone out sometimes and I'm just on a little vacation in my mind for the time! My Uncle used to say "I saw you check out,.....but I didn't know where you went". I have always done that. One time I "zoned out" in a bar, and I was staring at the bottles on the wall, but was awakened crudely by the bar keep girl asking me if I wanted a peice of her?! WTF I thought! I explained to her I was looking a nothing in particular and she was still angry, then later, (I guess when she noticed I never stared at her again) she brought my table a pitcher of beer on the house. Conflict avoided. Thank god, didn't feel like brawling. LOL (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM)
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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| [Udo Sapper] Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:53:10 AM | |
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| I was walking on the sidewalk while reading a book and stupid me ran into a traffic sign post. It hurt and of course there were a bunch of young girls that were there to laugh their little asses off... |
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| [Udo Sapper] Tuesday, October 28, 2008 7:53:11 AM | |
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| I once ran into a mirror in a jeans store and said, "Excuse me!". And then I saw my face - it was bright red - I left the store immediately... |
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| [spapad] Monday, October 27, 2008 8:39:06 PM | |
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Oh! you do that too?! I zone out sometimes and I'm just on a little vacation in my mind for the time! My Uncle used to say "I saw you check out,.....but I didn't know where you went". I have always done that. One time I "zoned out" in a bar, and I was staring at the bottles on the wall, but was awakened crudely by the bar keep girl asking me if I wanted a peice of her?! WTF I thought! I explained to her I was looking a nothing in particular and she was still angry, then later, (I guess when she noticed I never stared at her again) she brought my table a pitcher of beer on the house. Conflict avoided. Thank god, didn't feel like brawling. LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 27, 2008 7:29:24 PM)
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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| Once my husband and I were at the grocery picking up a bottle of wine to bring to dinner. I don't know wines and he takes forever picking one out so I parked the cart and spaced out. Finally, he calls my name and I turn around and start pulling the cart behind me....taking out a wine display. I tried to catch it, but missed and they broke and splashed all over me. Fortunately, they didn't make us pay for it. |
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| [Deep Freeze] Monday, October 27, 2008 6:49:06 PM | |
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All Hail Norco High School
Our colors white and blue.
Stand as a symbol
Of our love for you.... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then, of course, there is my college fight song, "The Sons of Westwood" HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:46:12 PM)| | | lana wrote: | | Good colors Deep Freeze --good colors
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My high school colors were blue and white and my college colors blue and gold!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
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| [spapad] Monday, October 27, 2008 6:48:54 PM | |
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Our Sports colors were Cardinal Red and Gold, but our Scholl Colors were Maroon and Grey. Believe it or not our school was actually on ESPN one time because there is one of the greatest "Cross town Rival" games right here in this tiny border of VA and WV.
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Good colors Deep Freeze --good colors
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:43:31 PM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My high school colors were blue and white and my college colors blue and gold!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Monday, October 27, 2008 6:45:42 PM | |
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88 mine were blue and gold.. ugly as sin...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:44:43 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Class of '84
Blue and White
Clark Pioneers
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...believe it or not...words escape me...and you're such a nice person......
| | | lana wrote: | | This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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| [ron h] Monday, October 27, 2008 6:44:43 PM | |
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Class of '84
Blue and White
Clark Pioneers
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:42:44 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Lana, Lana, Lana...believe it or not...words escape me...and you're such a nice person......
| | | lana wrote: | | This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My high school colors were blue and white and my college colors blue and gold!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
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Lana, Lana, Lana...believe it or not...words escape me...and you're such a nice person......
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:21:21 PM)| | | lana wrote: | | This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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| [spapad] Monday, October 27, 2008 6:33:04 PM | |
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Ah, class of 83! A fine year for graduating young hopefulls. My year to be exact! LOL Telling my age again, and damn if it won't roll over another year in 10 days! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:30:18 PM)| | | lana wrote: | | I agree with you I'm 1 in a million --not all girls get MOOED at when they get on the bus & get off the bus--I BEGGED my brothers to take me to school but they seemed to like the fact that from November til I graduated I got MOOED at--'twas a long school year indeed--but I'm smarter now Thank God --I know better-- well at least where chocolate -white & strawberry milk comes from !! --up until that point I got straight A's & was the top 3% of the the class of '83 but that brought my IQ right down !!
| | | spapad wrote: | | Lana, Your one in a million girl! LOL
| | | lana wrote: | | This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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I agree with you I'm 1 in a million --not all girls get MOOED at when they get on the bus & get off the bus--I BEGGED my brothers to take me to school but they seemed to like the fact that from November til I graduated I got MOOED at--'twas a long school year indeed--but I'm smarter now Thank God --I know better-- well at least where chocolate -white & strawberry milk comes from !! --up until that point I got straight A's & was the top 3% of the the class of '83 but that brought my IQ right down !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:24:41 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Lana, Your one in a million girl! LOL
| | | lana wrote: | | This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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Lana, Your one in a million girl! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, October 27, 2008 6:21:21 PM)| | | lana wrote: | | This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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This happened in my teenage years & I just want you all to know I'm a lot brighter now than I was back then but here goes--my Grandpap Pittman owned a farm --had several cows --chickens etc. Well I always have --always will love chocolate --my grandpa told me when I was 13 that the black & white spotted cows gave the chocolate milk & the brown & white cows gave the white milk --I went to my dear 'ol dad who also told me this so I believed this to be true til I turned 18----I had Farm agriculture in my senior year & we were talking about pasturizing etc & the teacher asked us students if we knew how the milk got pasturized--well I raised my hand quickly & told the teacher & my class what my Grandpa & my Dad had told me --well needless to say I got laughed at by the whole class room --was MORTIFIED so to speak --in the school bus on the way home the kids mooed at me --yes MOOED at me so when I get home I go crying to my mom & told her what happened & my mom says to me " Well just think about it --if you're told that the black & white cows give us chocolate milk & the brown & white cows give us white milk --where do you think your strawberry milk you drink comes from ??--pink & white cows?? " --so after her chuckling at me --she finally tells me that both my Grandpa & Dad were just funning me --pulling my leg --that happened around my bday in November so that whole rest of the school year I was MOOED at getting on the bus & getting off the bus
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No I guess I'm not ready for the glue factory just yet !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Sunday, October 12, 2008 6:28:49 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ♫ ♫ home...home on the raaaange ♫ ♫ wher the deeer and the antelope plaaaay ♫ ♫
not yet you're not...
| | | lana wrote: | | I really couldn't slap him as he was the one who helped in the wagon after I spained somethin' I may need later in life !!
Cougar?? --some days --today more like a horse needing to be put out to pasture
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| | | lana wrote: | | Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
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♫ ♫ home...home on the raaaange ♫ ♫ wher the deeer and the antelope plaaaay ♫ ♫
not yet you're not...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Sunday, October 12, 2008 6:08:08 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | I really couldn't slap him as he was the one who helped in the wagon after I spained somethin' I may need later in life !!
Cougar?? --some days --today more like a horse needing to be put out to pasture
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...the splits, huh?!...well, I think as we (meaning men) get older, we tend to get wiser...a lesson your new young friend has not learned yet...your such the cougar, aren't you ...getting slapped in the chops a few times will straighten him out!!!
| | | lana wrote: | | Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
When we say "does these jeans make my but look bigger ?"--why can't you men lie through your teeth & just say "no" |
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I really couldn't slap him as he was the one who helped in the wagon after I sprained somethin' I may need later in life !!
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...the splits, huh?!...well, I think as we (meaning men) get older, we tend to get wiser...a lesson your new young friend has not learned yet...your such the cougar, aren't you ...getting slapped in the chops a few times will straighten him out!!!
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Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
When we say "does these jeans make my but look bigger ?"--why can't you men lie through your teeth & just say "no" |
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...the splits, huh?!...well, I think as we (meaning men) get older, we tend to get wiser...a lesson your new young friend has not learned yet...your such the cougar, aren't you ...getting slapped in the chops a few times will straighten him out!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Sunday, October 12, 2008 1:44:13 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
When we say "does these jeans make my but look bigger ?"--why can't you men lie through your teeth & just say "no" |
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Took my 5 nieces on 3 Haunted Hayrides
I was the last one of my group to get on the wagon & my knee was hurtin' so bad from athritis that I decided to stretch my leg by putting my bad leg on the steps & stretching back with my good knee as I was waiting for my nieces to get seated--
well it rained slightly yesterday & the ground was damp so as soon as I put my bad leg up on the step to stretch it out ,my good leg started slipping on the wet grass--now I'm 43 years young & Right hand to God --I haven't done a split since I wasn't picked for the cheerleading squad in high school --so I'm not as LIMBER as I once was & needless to say I got stuck in that split position --had a nice young man help me into the wagon--well was a nice young man until he stated "Maam --your daughters are all sitting on the right side "--now my nieces are all in their 30's & 1 of them is jusy 1 year younger than me --so I came to the conclusion that they either look REALLY young or I look REAALLLLLLYYY old--maybe it was the fact that I was doing a split when God intended for me to keep my knees together --I don't know --but will be throwing my Oil Of Olay away since according to a teenage boy I looked like hell
When will these boys learn to tell white lies about a girl's age --body shape--& weight ??
When we say "does these jeans make my but look bigger ?"--why can't you men lie through your teeth & just say "no" |
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Nah...that's cool Necro...it's nice to see ppl up and about and having some fun up here 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:44:53 AM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | O hell - sorry if i turned anything ass side up....no offense meant....
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| [ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:48:15 AM | |
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Absolutely no offense taken...hell, that's what made VanHalen, well...VanHalen...the guy did have great pipes, but he's not known for his singing by a long shot...but the total package more than made up for his shortcomings...his style, the way he sang Running With The Devil, then go to Ice Cream Man...he has to be one of the top 5 front men of all-time in my book...and he's not in fifth place either...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:41:30 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA! Yes, I remember it well. I hope you do not take offense but I have always felt that Roth is not all that great of a vocalist, at least not in the purest sense of the word. What David Lee Roth is, is a SHOWMAN. He knows how to work a crowd and pump things up. He has a great gift. He is a lot like Mick Jagger in that respect, and that is a tremendous compliment. Jagger is really not much of a singer as ability goes but he can work a crowd, you know? (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:37:03 AM)
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O hell - sorry if i turned anything ass side up....no offense meant....
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:42:18 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | | ps...I was gonna suggest we take this to the Van Halen thread, but it looks like Lana and Necro turned it into an S and M thread |
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HA! Yes, I remember it well. I hope you do not take offense but I have always felt that Roth is not all that great of a vocalist, at least not in the purest sense of the word. What David Lee Roth is, is a SHOWMAN. He knows how to work a crowd and pump things up. He has a great gift. He is a lot like Mick Jagger in that respect, and that is a tremendous compliment. Jagger is really not much of a singer as ability goes but he can work a crowd, you know? [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:37:03 AM)
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Well, I'm taking Greg's word on the name change part. He's been to the house many times, and once he brought some old photo's of him and his band, so take it for what it is. What I am sure of is that I thought Van Halen rocked the first time I heard 'em. It was fun rock, loud and crazy guys, lot's of chick's (to use a term from the day), it was a total party atmosphere!!
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Well, I'm taking Greg's word on the name change part. He's been to the house many times, and once he brought some old photo's of him and his band, so take it for what it is. What I am sure of is that I thought Van Halen rocked the first time I heard 'em. It was fun rock, loud and crazy guys, lot's of chick's (to use a term from the day), it was a total party atmosphere!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:28:06 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | Yes. You know, I was really impressed with them . Amazing band. It seems so long ago. I did not know about the UK band, though! Wow. And I had NO idea that was why they changed their name. Interesting. |
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| Yes. You know, I was really impressed with them . Amazing band. It seems so long ago. I did not know about the UK band, though! Wow. And I had NO idea that was why they changed their name. Interesting. |
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Mammoth was the original name of Van Halen....and...I met a guy on several occasions who was a member of the band Mammoth, for which, I'm told, Van Halen had to change their name because of...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:14:36 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I can assure you I am quite benign!! The reason I asked is because I am from So Cal and, in or around 1976, some friends and I went to see a band play at a place called the Starlight Ballroom. It was an "under 21" hang out. Anyway, we saw a band that blew us away..KILLER guitarist and a singer with wild blonde hair that was all over the stage. They called themselves "Mammoth". Perhaps you know of them?
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I have followed Van Halen since around '77-'78. I'm from a city in north/west Indiana, about a 20 min.drive from Chicago. A pleasure to meet you too, Deep Freeze (I hope )
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | I am sorry to interrupt but I have a question. Ron, is it? I apologize but we have not met. Nice to have you here with us! Anyway, how long have you followed Van Halen and from whence do you hail? |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I can assure you I am quite benign!! The reason I asked is because I am from So Cal and, in or around 1976, some friends and I went to see a band play at a place called the Starlight Ballroom. It was an "under 21" hang out. Anyway, we saw a band that blew us away..KILLER guitarist and a singer with wild blonde hair that was all over the stage. They called themselves "Mammoth". Perhaps you know of them?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:10:36 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I have followed Van Halen since around '77-'78. I'm from a city in north/west Indiana, about a 20 min.drive from Chicago. A pleasure to meet you too, Deep Freeze (I hope )
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | I am sorry to interrupt but I have a question. Ron, is it? I apologize but we have not met. Nice to have you here with us! Anyway, how long have you followed Van Halen and from whence do you hail? |
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I have followed Van Halen since around '77-'78. I'm from a city in north/west Indiana, about a 20 min.drive from Chicago. A pleasure to meet you too, Deep Freeze (I hope )
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, October 11, 2008 8:45:29 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | I am sorry to interrupt but I have a question. Ron, is it? I apologize but we have not met. Nice to have you here with us! Anyway, how long have you followed Van Halen and from whence do you hail? |
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| [ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 8:48:12 AM | |
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Van Halen fans know him as 'that one guy' 
You get your points back if you promise to never mention his name again  and please don't cry  then I'll feel so bad that I'll have to forgive you for liking Van Hagar better, and I really don't want to do that
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, October 11, 2008 8:41:00 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | I jus got pulled over by the "embarrassed" police ??
Now I know why my mom always said to wear clean underwear !!
Oh come on Ron--tell me who else remembers that Gary Cherone was with them for 1 cd ??
Why must I lose points ??--didn't I just prove I'm a Van Halen fan ??
Don't make me bring out the tears just to get my points back or must I bribe ya ??
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I jus got pulled over by the "embarrassed" police ??
Now I know why my mom always said to wear clean underwear !!
Oh come on Ron--tell me who else remembers that Gary Cherone was with them for 1 cd ??
Why must I lose points ??--didn't I just prove I'm a Van Halen fan ??
Don't make me bring out the tears just to get my points back or must I bribe ya ??
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VOM suggested I state that I'm embarrassed because I prefer Sammy Hager over David Lee Roth
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Maybe I will go back to that gas station so they can reminde me that I already paid --what a good idea ---it would save a lot of embarrassing moments at all the other gas stations !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Friday, October 10, 2008 7:39:44 PM)| | | lizash wrote: | | No need to feel red faced about that! I do that allot! I'm so forgetful that the woman who owns the store where I go reminds me as I leave the store to pump my gas!
| | | lana wrote: | | Now at some gas places you have to pay for the gas before you can pump it --I KNOW this but this morning I paid for my gas -walked to my Tracker & proceeded to pull out without pumping my gas --I got half way home when I realized what I had done so back to the gas station I went & thankfully they remembered me --of course they would remember me --I was the only one that had done that --I was told !!
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Oh yeah Ron! Take advantage of the short term memory challenged! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 10, 2008 7:51:49 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I wouldn't mind being in line behind one of ya'll
| | | lizash wrote: | | No need to feel red faced about that! I do that allot! I'm so forgetful that the woman who owns the store where I go reminds me as I leave the store to pump my gas!
| | | lana wrote: | | Now at some gas places you have to pay for the gas before you can pump it --I KNOW this but this morning I paid for my gas -walked to my Tracker & proceeded to pull out without pumping my gas --I got half way home when I realized what I had done so back to the gas station I went & thankfully they remembered me --of course they would remember me --I was the only one that had done that --I was told !!
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| [ron h] Friday, October 10, 2008 7:51:49 PM | |
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I wouldn't mind being in line behind one of ya'll
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Friday, October 10, 2008 7:39:44 PM)| | | lizash wrote: | | No need to feel red faced about that! I do that allot! I'm so forgetful that the woman who owns the store where I go reminds me as I leave the store to pump my gas!
| | | lana wrote: | | Now at some gas places you have to pay for the gas before you can pump it --I KNOW this but this morning I paid for my gas -walked to my Tracker & proceeded to pull out without pumping my gas --I got half way home when I realized what I had done so back to the gas station I went & thankfully they remembered me --of course they would remember me --I was the only one that had done that --I was told !!
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| [lizash [Banned]] Friday, October 10, 2008 7:39:44 PM | |
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No need to feel red faced about that! I do that allot! I'm so forgetful that the woman who owns the store where I go reminds me as I leave the store to pump my gas!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, October 10, 2008 8:11:46 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | Now at some gas places you have to pay for the gas before you can pump it --I KNOW this but this morning I paid for my gas -walked to my Tracker & proceeded to pull out without pumping my gas --I got half way home when I realized what I had done so back to the gas station I went & thankfully they remembered me --of course they would remember me --I was the only one that had done that --I was told !!
Note to self--never venture in that gas station again if I want to save face !! |
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| [ron h] Friday, October 10, 2008 6:50:28 PM | |
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| [mmmmmm] Friday, October 10, 2008 8:11:46 AM | |
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Now at some gas places you have to pay for the gas before you can pump it --I KNOW this but this morning I paid for my gas -walked to my Tracker & proceeded to pull out without pumping my gas --I got half way home when I realized what I had done so back to the gas station I went & thankfully they remembered me --of course they would remember me --I was the only one that had done that --I was told !!
Note to self--never venture in that gas station again if I want to save face !! |
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| [jerZgirl] Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:36:51 AM | |
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Ok, one more that just happened yesterday.
I was relaxing after I got home from work for a bit before we went into the city to see Halford's Rock in Rio movie...I had just my shirt on and underwear. No pants because didn't want to spill my dinner on them. I knew my bf was coming by so i heard a knock at the door and waltzed up (still no pants) and opened the door and there were KIDS that wanted me to buy candy!
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| [jerZgirl] Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:10:40 AM | |
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I was on a work site for the EPA and we took a lunch break at a local pizza place in a strip mall in Milltown, NJ.
I will never forget this...
my partner and I took potty breaks and it was a single restroom...ok no biggie...so my turn came and I shut and locked the door. Well I gues the lock was broken cuz I was on the toilet and some guy walkes right in! I screamed very loudly then said "Hey asshole! Learn to knock!" The whoel pizza place laughed the guy out of there.
Its like-the door was shut-DUH-KNOCK! |
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| [Rorschach] Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:48:46 AM | |
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i was cleaning the bathroom at my place of work an old man walked in locked the door and started taking off his pants ready 2 take a dump i book it out off the bathroom to await to finnish cleaning the bathroom when he was finnished he came out and a said "thanks i was in real trouble there" |
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| [jerZgirl] Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:38:23 PM | |
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My ringtone is Van Halen's "Unchained". Its awesome and its loud.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by loripip from Monday, September 22, 2008 10:15:56 PM)| | | loripip wrote: | | I just purchased my new cell phone as I think I'm the only one in the US who doesn't have one.
For some strange reason I picked Slipknot's Duality as my ring tone ( don't ask me why that song--blonde moment-senile moment etc--any reason will do )
Was out for supper with my brother & NOT knowing I had the volume up as loud as it could be --I received a call in this busy restaurant-----POKE MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES --IT'S THE ONLY ETC 
well---needless to say scared the stuffin' out of me , my brother & the whole restaurant--I know some of them thought I was a devil worshiper !! |
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| [Head banger] Monday, September 22, 2008 10:26:17 PM | |
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I have painkiller on mine, and if too loud, it sure does shock people
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Monday, September 22, 2008 10:24:41 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | ....NICE...WISH I'D HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE,JUST TO SEE THE REACTIONS OF OTHERS
  ......DID YOU KNOW YOU PROBABLY CAN FIND PRIEST RINGTONES? ...I
HAVE "BREAKING THE LAW" ON MINE...
| | | loripip wrote: | | I just purchased my new cell phone as I think I'm the only one in the US who doesn't have one.
For some strange reason I picked Slipknot's Duality as my ring tone ( don't ask me why that song--blonde moment-senile moment etc--any reason will do )
Was out for supper with my brother & NOT knowing I had the volume up as loud as it could be --I received a call in this busy restaurant-----POKE MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES --IT'S THE ONLY ETC
well---needless to say scared the stuffin' out of me , my brother & the whole restaurant--I know some of them thought I was a devil worshiper !! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Monday, September 22, 2008 10:24:41 PM | |
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....NICE...WISH I'D HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE,JUST TO SEE THE REACTIONS OF OTHERS
......DID YOU KNOW YOU PROBABLY CAN FIND PRIEST RINGTONES? ...I
HAVE "BREAKING THE LAW" ON MINE...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by loripip from Monday, September 22, 2008 10:15:56 PM)| | | loripip wrote: | | I just purchased my new cell phone as I think I'm the only one in the US who doesn't have one.
For some strange reason I picked Slipknot's Duality as my ring tone ( don't ask me why that song--blonde moment-senile moment etc--any reason will do )
Was out for supper with my brother & NOT knowing I had the volume up as loud as it could be --I received a call in this busy restaurant-----POKE MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES --IT'S THE ONLY ETC
well---needless to say scared the stuffin' out of me , my brother & the whole restaurant--I know some of them thought I was a devil worshiper !! |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 22, 2008 10:15:56 PM | |
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I just purchased my new cell phone as I think I'm the only one in the US who doesn't have one.
For some strange reason I picked Slipknot's Duality as my ring tone ( don't ask me why that song--blonde moment-senile moment etc--any reason will do )
Was out for supper with my brother & NOT knowing I had the volume up as loud as it could be --I received a call in this busy restaurant-----POKE MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES --IT'S THE ONLY ETC
well---needless to say scared the stuffin' out of me , my brother & the whole restaurant--I know some of them thought I was a devil worshiper !! |
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| [jimmyjames] Wednesday, September 17, 2008 12:14:11 AM | |
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| Years ago i was having a few beers with some guys i was working with and i happend to mention a run in i'd had with this " bitch ", little did i know that one of the guys i was talking to was engaged to the bitch. He didn't say anything, but a few minutes later a buddy told me about the impending nuptials, i felt so bad but there was nothing i could do. What can you do? " Sorry mate, if i'd known you were engaged to her i would have waited till you weren't around before calling her a bitch " |
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| [paperflowers] Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:56:53 PM | |
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When I was 17, I went through this weird phase where I wanted to buy a stainless steel chastity belt. I found a guy who makes them who lived 2hrs away and dragged two very understanding friends in case he turned out to be some nut. When I got home, my mother was waiting for me.
"Did you get it?"
OH FUCK. It turned out I'd left the fetish webpage on Dad's computer and she had read EVERYTHING. Fortunately, I have a very eccentric and easily amused mother. I was not in trouble....until I admitted I'd wrecked the car on the drive back.
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| [Rob Halford88] Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:52:10 PM | |
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DAMN! Lucky I had already swallowed my mouthfull of tea then. Thanks for the laugh, that's a classic.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by loripip from Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:50:33 PM) |
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| I have an extremely long list...I don't want to remember any of the events on that list or I would die of embarassment or go back to drinking and smoking. |
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| [crypticangle] Monday, September 15, 2008 4:56:08 AM | |
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RON --I MAKE THE BEST OUT OF EVERY SITUATION I FIND MYSELF IN--IT WASN'T THAT POOR BOYS FAULT
MY HUBBY & I HAVE HAD SEPERATE BEDROOMS FOR 4 YEARS DUE TO HIS PSYCH MEDS-NO SEX DRIVE
OH BY THE WAY RON---TALKING OF SEX---DOES AN ICE CUBE BATH WORK FOR GIRLS ?---IF IT DOES CAN I "BORROW" SOME FROM YA ?
SORRY RON --JUST COULDN'T RESIST THAT ONE ! !
TOLD YA I HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR !! BUT YA GOTTA LOVE ME !! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, September 15, 2008 4:47:14 AM)
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Now, about the 4 yr. thing......  
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| [ron h] Monday, September 15, 2008 4:47:14 AM | |
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Lori, you are the consummate trooper. Hat's off to you for taking the high road.
Now, about the 4 yr. thing......
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by loripip from Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:50:33 PM) |
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| [guidogodoy] Sunday, September 14, 2008 8:25:15 PM | |
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Haaaa!!! Living in small-town TN, I can realate to the scene! Bwwwahaaaaa!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by loripip from Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:50:33 PM) |
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| [crypticangle] Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:50:33 PM | |
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| [crypticangle] Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:29:48 AM | |
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Ron--you said you needed a smoke but I bet a drink wouldv've been better !!
I'm glad just your pride was hurt.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:21:07 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I was at a conference this past week at the COBO Center in Detroit MI. For those of you that have not been there before, escalators are all over the place.
I was there with 2 other people in the exhibit area on the ground floor.
We were about to go up the escalator to the next level when we were stopped by this guy asking for something (I don't remember what).
When I stopped I already had my hand on the moving hand rail (key word moving) when I turned to the guy when he called out to us.
I'm not sure how I did it, but what happened was, I turned around and evidently leaned up against the railing when it grabbed a hold of the seat of my pants! For about 5 seconds I was like an upside down turtle with my arms and legs flopping about trying to gain my balance. It really scared the shit out of me. I was finally able to 'roll' off (I think wiggle is the more appropriate word) on to the stair side as I surely didn't want to fall the other way.
When I got myself up to the top I just kept walking out the door, I really needed a smoke as I was shaking so bad.
When Bill and Jaime finally caught up with me they beet red and suffering from hysterical laughter. Bill says he was looking for the 'emergency stop' button, but I doubt it.
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| [ron h] Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:21:07 AM | |
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I was at a conference this past week at the COBO Center in Detroit MI. For those of you that have not been there before, escalators are all over the place.
I was there with 2 other people in the exhibit area on the ground floor.
We were about to go up the escalator to the next level when we were stopped by this guy asking for something (I don't remember what).
When I stopped I already had my hand on the moving hand rail (key word moving) when I turned to the guy when he called out to us.
I'm not sure how I did it, but what happened was, I turned around and evidently leaned up against the railing when it grabbed a hold of the seat of my pants! For about 5 seconds I was like an upside down turtle with my arms and legs flopping about trying to gain my balance. It really scared the shit out of me. I was finally able to 'roll' off (I think wiggle is the more appropriate word) on to the stair side as I surely didn't want to fall the other way.
When I got myself up to the top I just kept walking out the door, I really needed a smoke as I was shaking so bad.
When Bill and Jaime finally caught up with me they beet red and suffering from hysterical laughter. Bill says he was looking for the 'emergency stop' button, but I doubt it.
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| [crypticangle] Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:59:02 PM | |
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When I first started driving many moons ago I stopped at a gas station for gas--this one was where you had to pump it yourself--which I had never done before.
So I read the directions & started to pump my own gas --well as soon as I lifted the "lever " the numbers on the pump sped around so fast & I only had $20 with me so I stopped pumping after only 4-5 seconds --I waited there at the pump so afraid that I had pumped $ 92 worth ( which was what the pump said ) & after waiting a few seconds this voice comes over the intercom & said " Maam you only pumped 0. 92 gallons "
I was horrified --waited for the ground to swallow me up --so this nice teenage boy came to my rescue & explained to me "gallons" & the price button.
I haven't been back to that gas station since then !!
And I can gladly admit that ever since that day I can pump my own gas !! |
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| [Head banger] Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:42:44 PM | |
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my boss did something similar, we are a tennant at an airport, and I am on the tenant environmental comittee (which is more dull than watching paint dry if you have no airplanes to de ice or make noise with), they offered a chance for tenants to get a free environmental audit. so I emailed the boss, she said it was a fine idea but we need to have our dicks in a row. I replied "uh, you mean ducks?"
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by momo from Wednesday, September 10, 2008 4:23:24 PM)| | | momo wrote: | | | Years ago I had a job in a small office, just me and the boss, he sold computer hardware, he would stand behind me and tell me what to type on the invoice, I can't type with someone standing behind me. Well he said hard disc, my brains heard hard disc, but my fingers typed hard dick, he went hyterical laughing, I was sooooooo embaressed. |
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| [momo] Wednesday, September 10, 2008 4:23:24 PM | |
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| Years ago I had a job in a small office, just me and the boss, he sold computer hardware, he would stand behind me and tell me what to type on the invoice, I can't type with someone standing behind me. Well he said hard disc, my brains heard hard disc, but my fingers typed hard dick, he went hyterical laughing, I was sooooooo embaressed. |
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